I got a call at 3AM this morning and a woman was on the other end.
She: (Panicked voice) Hey Kashi, I am sorry. I know that you were sleeping but I wanna confess it now. I don't wanna be with u anymore. I am seeing someone else. I ll have a better future with him. Please don't curse me. U r a good frnd, U will get a better girl. Sorry Kash.
He: Hello, Who is this?
She: Kashi, it's me.
Me: I ain't Kashi. Wrong number.
She: Oh f&₹. Sory sir. Gd nyt (and the call got dc)
And I was wondering. What would Kashi do if he hears such a news at this wee hour?