•If ur life is peaceful...If ur background is cleaner than ur browser history...If u have zero enemies and u sleep like a baby every night......
Then Don't panic!!
Just register ur name for ZPL...
And trust me within 48 hours you'll have enough enemies To start ur own Bollywood villain gang
•If ur life is dry like the Sahara Desert then , don't worry dear!!
Join ZPL...
Within 2 matches ur life will become
"extra wet"(not wid orgasm
)
Wet with drama and wet with the spit that flies out when u laugh too hard at the stupidity happening...
•And If u want to test how fast people get offended.... Then go to......ummm...What twitter?? Nono Forget Twitter...
Just register for ZPL..
>Breathe loudly → someone offended...
>Speak normally → someone offended...
>Say "hi" → 3 people offended, 2 triggered, some left and some resign....
So basically ZPL is the only place where:---->
•One comment = 5 new enemies
•One reaction = 10 rumours
•One match = 25 breakdowns
And one "GG" = full-family emotional damage...
~Where Players come to enjoy, but leave with trauma and stress eating!!
And now.... ZPL ended...
And Honestly? Best decision..!(Ughhh!! Not bcz my performance was bad
but) The drama budget was crossing the site's maintenance fees ig...
I think even the server is prolly
whispering:-
"Bro chalau match ya sambhalu inke mood swings? CPU phat gaya bisiiii..."
[ Don't ask me for translation,cuz my english is seriously worst than ur love life dear
]
And the website be like:
"Aur nahi bhai... They're having periods so shut it down before
someone cries again... Trust me I'm not gonna tolerate anymore, I'll just give everyone 504 SERVER ERROR msg"
(PS: This post is for fun only...No personal attacks... No indirect shots...
But if u accidentally feel like u fit in these categories…Then congrats babe, the shoe was urs and it fits perfectly Cinderella...Love you mwahhhh
)
Then Don't panic!!
Just register ur name for ZPL...
And trust me within 48 hours you'll have enough enemies To start ur own Bollywood villain gang
•If ur life is dry like the Sahara Desert then , don't worry dear!!
Join ZPL...
Within 2 matches ur life will become
"extra wet"(not wid orgasm
Wet with drama and wet with the spit that flies out when u laugh too hard at the stupidity happening...
•And If u want to test how fast people get offended.... Then go to......ummm...What twitter?? Nono Forget Twitter...

Just register for ZPL..
>Breathe loudly → someone offended...
>Speak normally → someone offended...
>Say "hi" → 3 people offended, 2 triggered, some left and some resign....
So basically ZPL is the only place where:---->
•One comment = 5 new enemies
•One reaction = 10 rumours
•One match = 25 breakdowns
And one "GG" = full-family emotional damage...
~Where Players come to enjoy, but leave with trauma and stress eating!!
And now.... ZPL ended...
And Honestly? Best decision..!(Ughhh!! Not bcz my performance was bad
I think even the server is prolly
whispering:-
"Bro chalau match ya sambhalu inke mood swings? CPU phat gaya bisiiii..."
And the website be like:
"Aur nahi bhai... They're having periods so shut it down before
someone cries again... Trust me I'm not gonna tolerate anymore, I'll just give everyone 504 SERVER ERROR msg"
(PS: This post is for fun only...No personal attacks... No indirect shots...
But if u accidentally feel like u fit in these categories…Then congrats babe, the shoe was urs and it fits perfectly Cinderella...Love you mwahhhh
)








