ZPL DIARIES:- THE CIRCUS WE ALL VOLUNTEERED FOR:)

[Illusion]

•If ur life is peaceful...If ur background is cleaner than ur browser history...If u have zero enemies and u sleep like a baby every night......
Then Don't panic!!
Just register ur name for ZPL...
And trust me within 48 hours you'll have enough enemies To start ur own Bollywood villain gang

•If ur life is dry like the Sahara Desert then , don't worry dear!!
Join ZPL...
Within 2 matches ur life will become
"extra wet"(not wid orgasm )
Wet with drama and wet with the spit that flies out when u laugh too hard at the stupidity happening...

•And If u want to test how fast people get offended.... Then go to......ummm...What twitter?? Nono Forget Twitter...
Just register for ZPL..

>Breathe loudly → someone offended...
>Speak normally → someone offended...
>Say "hi" → 3 people offended, 2 triggered, some left and some resign....

So basically ZPL is the only place where:---->

•One comment = 5 new enemies
•One reaction = 10 rumours
•One match = 25 breakdowns
And one "GG" = full-family emotional damage...

~Where Players come to enjoy, but leave with trauma and stress eating!!


And now.... ZPL ended...
And Honestly? Best decision..!(Ughhh!! Not bcz my performance was bad but) The drama budget was crossing the site's maintenance fees ig...

I think even the server is prolly
whispering:-

"Bro chalau match ya sambhalu inke mood swings? CPU phat gaya bisiiii..." [ Don't ask me for translation,cuz my english is seriously worst than ur love life dear ]

And the website be like:
"Aur nahi bhai... They're having periods so shut it down before
someone cries again... Trust me I'm not gonna tolerate anymore, I'll just give everyone 504 SERVER ERROR msg"


(PS: This post is for fun only...No personal attacks... No indirect shots...
But if u accidentally feel like u fit in these categories…Then congrats babe, the shoe was urs and it fits perfectly Cinderella...Love you mwahhhh)

 

[Sherl0ck]

For me, ZPL6 was the best dramatic comedy movie plot I've ever seen in my life.

 

[JUPITER]

The first drama didn’t even start from me It started when Kanna randomly left on auction day. Then the Dom vs Illusion issue happened and she wanted to quit because she didnt want to play with him Fine Jupiter stepped in solved it and moved her to Panda team jupiter herself gone to dom55 just to not let her leave game

Next, there was drama during practice with Dom55 in MY team Nobody cried on the forum or made a hashtag spectacle out of it

On the second practice match Jupiter again tried mixing teams to keep things friendly. Cassian cracked a joke because literally everyone pulls each other’s leg here. Panda left. Fine. Both of us have heard worse things before, especially from your own abuser Panda

Then this new thread happened Panda saying he’s leaving all teams and Zozo But somehow he shows up for the match anyway After accusing me of sending spies and all that. I explained it calmly still you posted screenshots made a new thread and tried to create unnecessary drama. For what? Attention?

I joke around with everyone. You didn’t need to highlight and twist my words when all of you were laughing at the same joke.

And yes, even when I left mid game once nobody made a grand forum drama out of it. We handled it in the team group like normal people.


Moral of the story:

You can do 100 good things for people, and they will still pick 1 thing to attack you for I’ve been the one helping switching players between teams trying to keep peace Maybe I should stop being so helpful clearly its never enough for some people​

 

[Illusion]

The first drama didn’t even start from me It started when Kanna randomly left on auction day. Then the Dom vs Illusion issue happened and she wanted to quit because she didnt want to play with him Fine Jupiter stepped in solved it and moved her to Panda team jupiter herself gone to dom55 just to not let her leave game

Next, there was drama during practice with Dom55 in MY team Nobody cried on the forum or made a hashtag spectacle out of it

On the second practice match Jupiter again tried mixing teams to keep things friendly. Cassian cracked a joke because literally everyone pulls each other’s leg here. Panda left. Fine. Both of us have heard worse things before, especially from your own abuser Panda

Then this new thread happened Panda saying he’s leaving all teams and Zozo But somehow he shows up for the match anyway After accusing me of sending spies and all that. I explained it calmly still you posted screenshots made a new thread and tried to create unnecessary drama. For what? Attention?

I joke around with everyone. You didn’t need to highlight and twist my words when all of you were laughing at the same joke.

And yes, even when I left mid game once nobody made a grand forum drama out of it. We handled it in the team group like normal people.


Moral of the story:

You can do 100 good things for people, and they will still pick 1 thing to attack you for I’ve been the one helping switching players between teams trying to keep peace Maybe I should stop being so helpful clearly its never enough for some people​

Umhuu I and after all ths when I'm no where at fault but still u said :----

 

[JUPITER]

Umhuu I and after all ths when I'm no where at fault but still u said :----View attachment 383440

Yes u made it at first , but did we make posts? Did we made # no we talk in pms about it and no need ss my words cuz still im staying on my words . U made shit after action day and now trying making post how zpl drama is ye wo... lets watch everyone own noses .

And who ever send u this ss or whatever the person should send this now not passing to u . And yes I can send ss from insta also but im not attention seeker who making post about how zpl is drama when you are the first who made this drama of quit and pointing others for thier drama .. what a tragedy

 

[TheHunterPrem]

The first drama didn’t even start from me It started when Kanna randomly left on auction day. Then the Dom vs Illusion issue happened and she wanted to quit because she didnt want to play with him Fine Jupiter stepped in solved it and moved her to Panda team jupiter herself gone to dom55 just to not let her leave game

Next, there was drama during practice with Dom55 in MY team Nobody cried on the forum or made a hashtag spectacle out of it

On the second practice match Jupiter again tried mixing teams to keep things friendly. Cassian cracked a joke because literally everyone pulls each other’s leg here. Panda left. Fine. Both of us have heard worse things before, especially from your own abuser Panda

Then this new thread happened Panda saying he’s leaving all teams and Zozo But somehow he shows up for the match anyway After accusing me of sending spies and all that. I explained it calmly still you posted screenshots made a new thread and tried to create unnecessary drama. For what? Attention?

I joke around with everyone. You didn’t need to highlight and twist my words when all of you were laughing at the same joke.

And yes, even when I left mid game once nobody made a grand forum drama out of it. We handled it in the team group like normal people.


Moral of the story:

You can do 100 good things for people, and they will still pick 1 thing to attack you for I’ve been the one helping switching players between teams trying to keep peace Maybe I should stop being so helpful clearly its never enough for some people​

@JUPITER Everyone has seen how maturely and calmly you handled every situation. You stepped up when it mattered, kept your dignity, and treated people with respect something a few others clearly struggle with. While you were trying to resolve things without unnecessary drama, some attention hungry kids were busy rewriting stories, playing the victim, and doing anything they could to shift blame. It’s honestly embarrassing to watch grown bodies with child minds act like they’re starring in their own pity party soap opera.

Friendly suggestion - Zozo seriously needs to raise the minimum age to 21, because the way some of these psychos and wannabe victims behave makes it obvious that half the chaos comes from people who aren’t emotionally grown enough to be on the internet without supervision.

 

[Illusion]

Yes u made it at first , but did we make posts? Did we made # no we talk in pms about it and no need ss my words cuz still im staying on my words . U made shit after action day and now trying making post how zpl drama is ye wo... lets watch everyone own noses .

And who ever send u this ss or whatever the person should send this now not passing to u . And yes I can send ss from insta also but im not attention seeker who making post about how zpl is drama when you are the first who made this drama of quit and pointing others for thier drama .. what a tragedy

I was not making drama... I clearly said '* I don't wanna play' not once,not twice but many times!!! So don't blame me... Even till morning I was saying nono... But after that I was frustrated too so I just said 'ok' that was my reply... When I clearly said I don't wanna play why did u ask me to stay thn!! As far as I remember... I was saying everything to Infront of everyone that what's the reason i don't wanna play... So if u say that I made that shit up then you're the one who stretched it!!

 

[Illusion]

Yes u made it at first , but did we make posts? Did we made # no we talk in pms about it and no need ss my words cuz still im staying on my words . U made shit after action day and now trying making post how zpl drama is ye wo... lets watch everyone own noses .

And who ever send u this ss or whatever the person should send this now not passing to u . And yes I can send ss from insta also but im not attention seeker who making post about how zpl is drama when you are the first who made this drama of quit and pointing others for thier drama .. what a tragedy

And here I haven't attack anyone... I always post something like that whenever something happened in zozo... Any kinda drama... So u don't have to make it worse here cuz ofc I don't want my thread to get closed

 

[JUPITER]

I did shit and u did shit many ppl did do i making post abt how zpl is drama to what play ss game ?? . Or to gain some points or pointing anyone else nobody is clean here in this situation I accept i left and still not uploaded any ss because I too have lot ... anyways thank to person who send u and show that he is not trustworthy because I remember to who i said .

Atleast have some balls to send it here .​

But making post to just make more drama and make urself like " im clean person " its not the thing how should be handle.

Peace out .

 

[Illusion]

I did shit and u did shit many ppl did do i making post abt how zpl is drama to what play ss game ?? . Or to gain some points or pointing anyone else nobody is clean here in this situation I accept i left and still not uploaded any ss because I too have lot ... anyways thank to person who send u and show that he is not trustworthy because I remember to who i said .

Atleast have some balls to send it here .​

But making post to just make more drama and make urself like " im clean person " its not the thing how should be handle.

Peace out .

Btw it's a she who send me the ss... And she's not even the part of the game... !!! I do make post and that was not harmful but it's ur problem if u take it on u... Not mine... Yup enjoy... Peace out!