Zozo chronicles: Observations of a chatroom analyst

[aniket22]

Hello Public,

As many of you, especially from the Hindi and Telugu rooms, may already know, I’ve been doing a bit of "field research" on the chatroom wall.
Inspired by @Bishamonten suggestion, I thought, “Why not create a proper thread and document my observations for posterity?"
Now, some of these observations might be old news for some, but hey, this thread is permanent unlike those fleeting, magical moments on the wall. Plus, my imaginary friends from the Tamil, Malayalam, and Bengal rooms deserve to be in on the joke.
Note that this is nowhere near an exhaustive list. I’ll keep adding to it as I make more groundbreaking discoveries in the future. Without further ado, here’s my Chat Zozo Analysis :

1. PM Reactions: The "Hi" Dilemma
The probability of getting a reply from a girl in PM is inversely proportional to decent
"Hi" opening.
In layman’s terms - if your “Hi” doesn’t include a gif or something you probably ain't gonna get reply.

2. Wall Hi-Rates: Gender Edition
When a guy says “hi” to a girl on the wall, the chances of him getting a response are about 10%. The reverse? A 90% chance of success. Apparently, girls just know how to get the conversation going.

3. The Species Ratio
Bugs : Butterflies = 1:6
VIPs : Ninjas = 1:8

4. Girls and the Art of Roleplay
Girls have high standards when it comes to roleplay. It’s not enough to just say, “Hey, let’s pretend to be pirates." No. The roleplay must have a unique, detailed story and every character must be fully fleshed out with a backstory. This is a cinematic experience, people.

5. Rebirth
Bugs and Butterflies are reincarnated every few weeks with a brand-new nicks and fresh avatars.

6. The Wall = A Multi-Purpose Utility
The chatroom wall is essentially a Swiss Army knife. It’s not just for chatting. Oh no, it’s also a:

• Dating App
• Advertising Billboard
• Job Board
• Educational Digital Book
• Entertainment Channel

Basically, if you need it, the wall's got it.

7. The Chatroom Gurus
In every chatroom, you’ll find an array of experts:

• Dating Coaches
• Romantic Pundits
• Intimacy Coordinators
• Mental Health Healers
• Sexual Health Advisors

They’re everywhere. I half expect someone to start offering life coaching for pets next.

7. The Abuse Paradox
For every abuse, there’s an unusually high and unequal reaction—more abuse, just to balance the universe. It’s like a cosmic justice system.

8. The Abuse Cycle: Login Edition

1. Login as registered user -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
2. Login as Guest -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
3. Change IP -> Repeat

It’s a never-ending loop of chaos and redemption. Who knew chatroom politics were this intense?

I Think I Deserve Compensation!
Now, after compiling this groundbreaking thesis on the inner workings of the chatroom, I think it’s only fair I’m compensated.

I’m not asking for much—just perhaps a
monetary reward (okay, I might be dreaming on that one ) OR, at the very least, a 1000 reaction score or a special badge designed just for me.

Because if this isn’t worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is @Hades and @Aphrodite , please take notes.

Final Thoughts:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be adding more as I continue my research into the uncharted territories of the chatroom world. Until then, stay safe, avoid the drama, and remember: never say "Hi" without a game plan.

@jasminee @ukgirl @Neetu02 @OppsyDaizy✧ @Ananya4u4ever @Illusion @RIDHAAN @ChatPaglu @Kajol_90 @Freaky @JUPITER @SimmyS
@Doraemon @CuteBubble @Shajfurious @Sherl0ck
@4yöu @Raj62291 @Samshady @Taara001 @Bishamonten @FRECKLES @Rasputin_M @rustyrose @Aadya @COSMICc @Shez4u4ever @yoursumit07 @MysticNova @Arakos @cutiee
@CHARLIE_ @SiRa @BellaLuna
@Bunny Boy @Harsha_Beardo @Massimo @Butcher @Hanvi Chowdary @Carpediem @sunny19 @Dharanesh

Folks, free to comment with your own observations, agree, disagree and/or tag anyone u would like to read this.

Thanks,
Aniket22 a.k.a Kya bolti public.

 

[Illusion]

Hello Public,

As many of you, especially from the Hindi and Telugu rooms, may already know, I’ve been doing a bit of "field research" on the chatroom wall.
Inspired by @Bishamonten suggestion, I thought, “Why not create a proper thread and document my observations for posterity?"
Now, some of these observations might be old news for some, but hey, this thread is permanent unlike those fleeting, magical moments on the wall. Plus, my imaginary friends from the Tamil, Malayalam, and Bengal rooms deserve to be in on the joke.
Note that this is nowhere near an exhaustive list. I’ll keep adding to it as I make more groundbreaking discoveries in the future. Without further ado, here’s my Chat Zozo Analysis :

1. PM Reactions: The "Hi" Dilemma
The probability of getting a reply from a girl in PM is inversely proportional to decent
"Hi" opening.
In layman’s terms - if your “Hi” doesn’t include a gif or something you probably ain't gonna get reply.

2. Wall Hi-Rates: Gender Edition
When a guy says “hi” to a girl on the wall, the chances of him getting a response are about 10%. The reverse? A 90% chance of success. Apparently, girls just know how to get the conversation going.

3. The Species Ratio
Bugs : Butterflies = 1:6
VIPs : Ninjas = 1:8

4. Girls and the Art of Roleplay
Girls have high standards when it comes to roleplay. It’s not enough to just say, “Hey, let’s pretend to be pirates." No. The roleplay must have a unique, detailed story and every character must be fully fleshed out with a backstory. This is a cinematic experience, people

5. Rebirth
Bugs and Butterflies are reincarnated every few weeks with a brand-new nicks and fresh avatars.

6. The Wall = A Multi-Purpose Utility
The chatroom wall is essentially a Swiss Army knife. It’s not just for chatting. Oh no, it’s also a:

• Dating App
• Advertising Billboard
• Job Board
• Educational Digital Book
• Entertainment Channel

Basically, if you need it, the wall's got it.

7. The Chatroom Gurus
In every chatroom, you’ll find an array of experts:

• Dating Coaches
• Romantic Pundits
• Intimacy Coordinators
• Mental Health Healers
• Sexual Health Advisors

They’re everywhere. I half expect someone to start offering life coaching for pets next.

7. The Abuse Paradox
For every abuse, there’s an unusually high and unequal reaction—more abuse, just to balance the universe. It’s like a cosmic justice system.

8. The Abuse Cycle: Login Edition

1. Login as registered user -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
2. Login as Guest -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
3. Change IP -> Repeat

It’s a never-ending loop of chaos and redemption. Who knew chatroom politics were this intense?

I Think I Deserve Compensation!
Now, after compiling this groundbreaking thesis on the inner workings of the chatroom, I think it’s only fair I’m compensated.

I’m not asking for much—just perhaps a
monetary reward (okay, I might be dreaming on that one ) OR, at the very least, a 1000 reaction score or a special badge designed just for me.

Because if this isn’t worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is @Hades and @Aphrodite , please take notes.

Final Thoughts:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be adding more as I continue my research into the uncharted territories of the chatroom world. Until then, stay safe, avoid the drama, and remember: never say "Hi" without a game plan.

@jasminee @ukgirl @Neetu02 @OppsyDaizy✧ @Ananya4u4ever @Illusion @RIDHAAN @ChatPaglu @Kajol_90 @Freaky @JUPITER @SimmyS
@Doraemon @CuteBubble @Shajfurious @Sherl0ck
@4yöu @Raj62291 @Samshady @Taara001 @Bishamonten @FRECKLES @Rasputin_M @rustyrose @Aadya @COSMICc @Shez4u4ever @yoursumit07 @MysticNova @Arakos @cutiee @CuteBubble
@CHARLIE_ @SiRa @BellaLuna
@Somaiya Karn @ASHURA @Deepak Kiran @ReddyGari ammai


Folks, free to comment with your own observations, agree, disagree and/or your tag anyone u would like to read this.

Thanks,
Aniket22 a.k.a Kya bolti public.

What a observation!!!!!!!

 

[sassyandsavage]

I’m not a regular in these chats and definitely not here for the sexual stuff...but I’ve been observing. What strikes me is that most of the regulars aren’t actually “in the mood” or even horny. They’re bored. Sometimes lonely. Dressing up and going out takes effort, but a chatroom buzzing with easy-access sexual energy? That’s the lowest-hanging fruit.

What’s funny is how quickly people shift gears if you simply say you’d rather talk than jump into the usual wham-bam routine. It’s interesting...because I always assumed everyone came here only for mindless sex. Clearly not.

Now..as a woman.. here’s my pet peeve: those endless “Hi” messages. Seriously? You step in and get bombarded with 10 of those in a minute. Who’s going to reply to every single one? No one. You naturally look for something fresh, engaging, with a spark. That’s what stands out.

More later—work calls.

 

[SiRa]

Hello Public,

As many of you, especially from the Hindi and Telugu rooms, may already know, I’ve been doing a bit of "field research" on the chatroom wall.
Inspired by @Bishamonten suggestion, I thought, “Why not create a proper thread and document my observations for posterity?"
Now, some of these observations might be old news for some, but hey, this thread is permanent unlike those fleeting, magical moments on the wall. Plus, my imaginary friends from the Tamil, Malayalam, and Bengal rooms deserve to be in on the joke.
Note that this is nowhere near an exhaustive list. I’ll keep adding to it as I make more groundbreaking discoveries in the future. Without further ado, here’s my Chat Zozo Analysis :

1. PM Reactions: The "Hi" Dilemma
The probability of getting a reply from a girl in PM is inversely proportional to decent
"Hi" opening.
In layman’s terms - if your “Hi” doesn’t include a gif or something you probably ain't gonna get reply.

2. Wall Hi-Rates: Gender Edition
When a guy says “hi” to a girl on the wall, the chances of him getting a response are about 10%. The reverse? A 90% chance of success. Apparently, girls just know how to get the conversation going.

3. The Species Ratio
Bugs : Butterflies = 1:6
VIPs : Ninjas = 1:8

4. Girls and the Art of Roleplay
Girls have high standards when it comes to roleplay. It’s not enough to just say, “Hey, let’s pretend to be pirates." No. The roleplay must have a unique, detailed story and every character must be fully fleshed out with a backstory. This is a cinematic experience, people

5. Rebirth
Bugs and Butterflies are reincarnated every few weeks with a brand-new nicks and fresh avatars.

6. The Wall = A Multi-Purpose Utility
The chatroom wall is essentially a Swiss Army knife. It’s not just for chatting. Oh no, it’s also a:

• Dating App
• Advertising Billboard
• Job Board
• Educational Digital Book
• Entertainment Channel

Basically, if you need it, the wall's got it.

7. The Chatroom Gurus
In every chatroom, you’ll find an array of experts:

• Dating Coaches
• Romantic Pundits
• Intimacy Coordinators
• Mental Health Healers
• Sexual Health Advisors

They’re everywhere. I half expect someone to start offering life coaching for pets next.

7. The Abuse Paradox
For every abuse, there’s an unusually high and unequal reaction—more abuse, just to balance the universe. It’s like a cosmic justice system.

8. The Abuse Cycle: Login Edition

1. Login as registered user -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
2. Login as Guest -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
3. Change IP -> Repeat

It’s a never-ending loop of chaos and redemption. Who knew chatroom politics were this intense?

I Think I Deserve Compensation!
Now, after compiling this groundbreaking thesis on the inner workings of the chatroom, I think it’s only fair I’m compensated.

I’m not asking for much—just perhaps a
monetary reward (okay, I might be dreaming on that one ) OR, at the very least, a 1000 reaction score or a special badge designed just for me.

Because if this isn’t worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is @Hades and @Aphrodite , please take notes.

Final Thoughts:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be adding more as I continue my research into the uncharted territories of the chatroom world. Until then, stay safe, avoid the drama, and remember: never say "Hi" without a game plan.

@jasminee @ukgirl @Neetu02 @OppsyDaizy✧ @Ananya4u4ever @Illusion @RIDHAAN @ChatPaglu @Kajol_90 @Freaky @JUPITER @SimmyS
@Doraemon @CuteBubble @Shajfurious @Sherl0ck
@4yöu @Raj62291 @Samshady @Taara001 @Bishamonten @FRECKLES @Rasputin_M @rustyrose @Aadya @COSMICc @Shez4u4ever @yoursumit07 @MysticNova @Arakos @cutiee @CuteBubble
@CHARLIE_ @SiRa @BellaLuna
@Somaiya Karn @ASHURA @Deepak Kiran @ReddyGari ammai


Folks, free to comment with your own observations, agree, disagree and/or your tag anyone u would like to read this.

Thanks,
Aniket22 a.k.a Kya bolti public.

Aniketuuuu..i thoroughly enjoyed this thread ...like i enjoy your fun on wall

Now let's see

'Kya bolti hai public '.. !!

 

[aniket22]

What a observation!!!!!!!

You bet — these insights come from months of sharp observation and deep analysis

 

[aniket22]

I’m not a regular in these chats and definitely not here for the sexual stuff...but I’ve been observing. What strikes me is that most of the regulars aren’t actually “in the mood” or even horny. They’re bored. Sometimes lonely. Dressing up and going out takes effort, but a chatroom buzzing with easy-access sexual energy? That’s the lowest-hanging fruit.

What’s funny is how quickly people shift gears if you simply say you’d rather talk than jump into the usual wham-bam routine. It’s interesting...because I always assumed everyone came here only for mindless sex. Clearly not.

Now..as a woman.. here’s my pet peeve: those endless “Hi” messages. Seriously? You step in and get bombarded with 10 of those in a minute. Who’s going to reply to every single one? No one. You naturally look for something fresh, engaging, with a spark. That’s what stands out.

More later—work calls

Whoa… Looks like there’s another silent analyst secretly taking notes.

Gotta say, I agree with your ‘Hi’ observation — I’ve noticed I tend to get better responses when I say something funny or pull off a quick, on-the-spot analysis.

Curious to hear your next observation.

 

[aniket22]

Aniketuuuu..i thoroughly enjoyed this thread ...like i enjoy your fun on wall

Now let's see

'Kya bolti hai public '.. !!

Glad you enjoyed it.... Stay tuned, more fun coming your way.

 

[Hades]

I’m not a regular in these chats and definitely not here for the sexual stuff...but I’ve been observing. What strikes me is that most of the regulars aren’t actually “in the mood” or even horny. They’re bored. Sometimes lonely. Dressing up and going out takes effort, but a chatroom buzzing with easy-access sexual energy? That’s the lowest-hanging fruit.

What’s funny is how quickly people shift gears if you simply say you’d rather talk than jump into the usual wham-bam routine. It’s interesting...because I always assumed everyone came here only for mindless sex. Clearly not.

Now..as a woman.. here’s my pet peeve: those endless “Hi” messages. Seriously? You step in and get bombarded with 10 of those in a minute. Who’s going to reply to every single one? No one. You naturally look for something fresh, engaging, with a spark. That’s what stands out.

More later—work calls.

This is very true, even as the owner I get these constantly, hence the reason I turn my pmz off when I'm in the Indian chat. I NEVER answer a simple "hi, hello" pm even from a woman. Either get to the point in the first message you send me or don't even bother, I'm way to busy and I HATE, being in pmz.

 

[ASHURA]

Hello Public,

As many of you, especially from the Hindi and Telugu rooms, may already know, I’ve been doing a bit of "field research" on the chatroom wall.
Inspired by @Bishamonten suggestion, I thought, “Why not create a proper thread and document my observations for posterity?"
Now, some of these observations might be old news for some, but hey, this thread is permanent unlike those fleeting, magical moments on the wall. Plus, my imaginary friends from the Tamil, Malayalam, and Bengal rooms deserve to be in on the joke.
Note that this is nowhere near an exhaustive list. I’ll keep adding to it as I make more groundbreaking discoveries in the future. Without further ado, here’s my Chat Zozo Analysis :

1. PM Reactions: The "Hi" Dilemma
The probability of getting a reply from a girl in PM is inversely proportional to decent
"Hi" opening.
In layman’s terms - if your “Hi” doesn’t include a gif or something you probably ain't gonna get reply.

2. Wall Hi-Rates: Gender Edition
When a guy says “hi” to a girl on the wall, the chances of him getting a response are about 10%. The reverse? A 90% chance of success. Apparently, girls just know how to get the conversation going.

3. The Species Ratio
Bugs : Butterflies = 1:6
VIPs : Ninjas = 1:8

4. Girls and the Art of Roleplay
Girls have high standards when it comes to roleplay. It’s not enough to just say, “Hey, let’s pretend to be pirates." No. The roleplay must have a unique, detailed story and every character must be fully fleshed out with a backstory. This is a cinematic experience, people

5. Rebirth
Bugs and Butterflies are reincarnated every few weeks with a brand-new nicks and fresh avatars.

6. The Wall = A Multi-Purpose Utility
The chatroom wall is essentially a Swiss Army knife. It’s not just for chatting. Oh no, it’s also a:

• Dating App
• Advertising Billboard
• Job Board
• Educational Digital Book
• Entertainment Channel

Basically, if you need it, the wall's got it.

7. The Chatroom Gurus
In every chatroom, you’ll find an array of experts:

• Dating Coaches
• Romantic Pundits
• Intimacy Coordinators
• Mental Health Healers
• Sexual Health Advisors

They’re everywhere. I half expect someone to start offering life coaching for pets next.

7. The Abuse Paradox
For every abuse, there’s an unusually high and unequal reaction—more abuse, just to balance the universe. It’s like a cosmic justice system.

8. The Abuse Cycle: Login Edition

1. Login as registered user -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
2. Login as Guest -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
3. Change IP -> Repeat

It’s a never-ending loop of chaos and redemption. Who knew chatroom politics were this intense?

I Think I Deserve Compensation!
Now, after compiling this groundbreaking thesis on the inner workings of the chatroom, I think it’s only fair I’m compensated.

I’m not asking for much—just perhaps a
monetary reward (okay, I might be dreaming on that one ) OR, at the very least, a 1000 reaction score or a special badge designed just for me.

Because if this isn’t worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is @Hades and @Aphrodite , please take notes.

Final Thoughts:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be adding more as I continue my research into the uncharted territories of the chatroom world. Until then, stay safe, avoid the drama, and remember: never say "Hi" without a game plan.

@jasminee @ukgirl @Neetu02 @OppsyDaizy✧ @Ananya4u4ever @Illusion @RIDHAAN @ChatPaglu @Kajol_90 @Freaky @JUPITER @SimmyS
@Doraemon @CuteBubble @Shajfurious @Sherl0ck
@4yöu @Raj62291 @Samshady @Taara001 @Bishamonten @FRECKLES @Rasputin_M @rustyrose @Aadya @COSMICc @Shez4u4ever @yoursumit07 @MysticNova @Arakos @cutiee @CuteBubble
@CHARLIE_ @SiRa @BellaLuna
@Somaiya Karn @ASHURA @Deepak Kiran @ReddyGari ammai


Folks, free to comment with your own observations, agree, disagree and/or tag anyone u would like to read this.

Thanks,
Aniket22 a.k.a Kya bolti public.

Ngl I am really impressed by your noticing skills hats off to you for that you really done great lol

I really love that part " The wall hi rates : gender edition in that I want to say
After saying " Hi and how are u " to someone i always forget how to engage the convo lol

The " Abuse cycle " yeah that's worst part tbh sometimes it can be avoid by doing the registered only users setting , it can stop the guest abusing a little but we can say it's not a permanent solution that's sad . We can't do anything cuz the Ip changing is the main thing in this trouble .

 

[aniket22]

Ngl I am really impressed by your noticing skills hats off to you for that you really done great lol

I really love that part " The wall hi rates : gender edition in that I want to say
After saying " Hi and how are u " to someone i always forget how to engage the convo lol

The " Abuse cycle " yeah that's worst part tbh sometimes it can be avoid by doing the registered only users setting , it can stop the guest abusing a little but we can say it's not a permanent solution that's sad . We can't do anything cuz the Ip changing is the main thing in this trouble .

Thank you bro... glad u enjoyed it...
Yeah I agree ... ppl are too smart with IP's...

And keep an eye out... more fun facts on the way

 

[aniket22]

This is very true, even as the owner I get these constantly, hence the reason I turn my pmz off when I'm in the Indian chat. I NEVER answer a simple "hi, hello" pm even from a woman. Either get to the point in the first message you send me or don't even bother, I'm way to busy and I HATE, being in pmz.

As I said in conclusion ... always be ready with a game plan...

Now, let's get straight to the point... and discuss my compensation.

 

[LEGIT]

Hello Public,

As many of you, especially from the Hindi and Telugu rooms, may already know, I’ve been doing a bit of "field research" on the chatroom wall.
Inspired by @Bishamonten suggestion, I thought, “Why not create a proper thread and document my observations for posterity?"
Now, some of these observations might be old news for some, but hey, this thread is permanent unlike those fleeting, magical moments on the wall. Plus, my imaginary friends from the Tamil, Malayalam, and Bengal rooms deserve to be in on the joke.
Note that this is nowhere near an exhaustive list. I’ll keep adding to it as I make more groundbreaking discoveries in the future. Without further ado, here’s my Chat Zozo Analysis :

1. PM Reactions: The "Hi" Dilemma
The probability of getting a reply from a girl in PM is inversely proportional to decent
"Hi" opening.
In layman’s terms - if your “Hi” doesn’t include a gif or something you probably ain't gonna get reply.

2. Wall Hi-Rates: Gender Edition
When a guy says “hi” to a girl on the wall, the chances of him getting a response are about 10%. The reverse? A 90% chance of success. Apparently, girls just know how to get the conversation going.

3. The Species Ratio
Bugs : Butterflies = 1:6
VIPs : Ninjas = 1:8

4. Girls and the Art of Roleplay
Girls have high standards when it comes to roleplay. It’s not enough to just say, “Hey, let’s pretend to be pirates." No. The roleplay must have a unique, detailed story and every character must be fully fleshed out with a backstory. This is a cinematic experience, people

5. Rebirth
Bugs and Butterflies are reincarnated every few weeks with a brand-new nicks and fresh avatars.

6. The Wall = A Multi-Purpose Utility
The chatroom wall is essentially a Swiss Army knife. It’s not just for chatting. Oh no, it’s also a:

• Dating App
• Advertising Billboard
• Job Board
• Educational Digital Book
• Entertainment Channel

Basically, if you need it, the wall's got it.

7. The Chatroom Gurus
In every chatroom, you’ll find an array of experts:

• Dating Coaches
• Romantic Pundits
• Intimacy Coordinators
• Mental Health Healers
• Sexual Health Advisors

They’re everywhere. I half expect someone to start offering life coaching for pets next.

7. The Abuse Paradox
For every abuse, there’s an unusually high and unequal reaction—more abuse, just to balance the universe. It’s like a cosmic justice system.

8. The Abuse Cycle: Login Edition

1. Login as registered user -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
2. Login as Guest -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
3. Change IP -> Repeat

It’s a never-ending loop of chaos and redemption. Who knew chatroom politics were this intense?

I Think I Deserve Compensation!
Now, after compiling this groundbreaking thesis on the inner workings of the chatroom, I think it’s only fair I’m compensated.

I’m not asking for much—just perhaps a
monetary reward (okay, I might be dreaming on that one ) OR, at the very least, a 1000 reaction score or a special badge designed just for me.

Because if this isn’t worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is @Hades and @Aphrodite , please take notes.

Final Thoughts:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be adding more as I continue my research into the uncharted territories of the chatroom world. Until then, stay safe, avoid the drama, and remember: never say "Hi" without a game plan.

@jasminee @ukgirl @Neetu02 @OppsyDaizy✧ @Ananya4u4ever @Illusion @RIDHAAN @ChatPaglu @Kajol_90 @Freaky @JUPITER @SimmyS
@Doraemon @CuteBubble @Shajfurious @Sherl0ck
@4yöu @Raj62291 @Samshady @Taara001 @Bishamonten @FRECKLES @Rasputin_M @rustyrose @Aadya @COSMICc @Shez4u4ever @yoursumit07 @MysticNova @Arakos @cutiee @CuteBubble
@CHARLIE_ @SiRa @BellaLuna
@Somaiya Karn @ASHURA @Deepak Kiran @ReddyGari ammai


Folks, free to comment with your own observations, agree, disagree and/or tag anyone u would like to read this.

Thanks,
Aniket22 a.k.a Kya bolti public.

What a analysis bro

 

[Sweetheart]

Good analysis

 

[aniket22]

What a analysis bro

Thank you bro

 

[aniket22]

Good analysis

Thank you

 

[Nyxen]

Hello Public,

As many of you, especially from the Hindi and Telugu rooms, may already know, I’ve been doing a bit of "field research" on the chatroom wall.
Inspired by @Bishamonten suggestion, I thought, “Why not create a proper thread and document my observations for posterity?"
Now, some of these observations might be old news for some, but hey, this thread is permanent unlike those fleeting, magical moments on the wall. Plus, my imaginary friends from the Tamil, Malayalam, and Bengal rooms deserve to be in on the joke.
Note that this is nowhere near an exhaustive list. I’ll keep adding to it as I make more groundbreaking discoveries in the future. Without further ado, here’s my Chat Zozo Analysis :

1. PM Reactions: The "Hi" Dilemma
The probability of getting a reply from a girl in PM is inversely proportional to decent
"Hi" opening.
In layman’s terms - if your “Hi” doesn’t include a gif or something you probably ain't gonna get reply.

2. Wall Hi-Rates: Gender Edition
When a guy says “hi” to a girl on the wall, the chances of him getting a response are about 10%. The reverse? A 90% chance of success. Apparently, girls just know how to get the conversation going.

3. The Species Ratio
Bugs : Butterflies = 1:6
VIPs : Ninjas = 1:8

4. Girls and the Art of Roleplay
Girls have high standards when it comes to roleplay. It’s not enough to just say, “Hey, let’s pretend to be pirates." No. The roleplay must have a unique, detailed story and every character must be fully fleshed out with a backstory. This is a cinematic experience, people.

5. Rebirth
Bugs and Butterflies are reincarnated every few weeks with a brand-new nicks and fresh avatars.

6. The Wall = A Multi-Purpose Utility
The chatroom wall is essentially a Swiss Army knife. It’s not just for chatting. Oh no, it’s also a:

• Dating App
• Advertising Billboard
• Job Board
• Educational Digital Book
• Entertainment Channel

Basically, if you need it, the wall's got it.

7. The Chatroom Gurus
In every chatroom, you’ll find an array of experts:

• Dating Coaches
• Romantic Pundits
• Intimacy Coordinators
• Mental Health Healers
• Sexual Health Advisors

They’re everywhere. I half expect someone to start offering life coaching for pets next.

7. The Abuse Paradox
For every abuse, there’s an unusually high and unequal reaction—more abuse, just to balance the universe. It’s like a cosmic justice system.

8. The Abuse Cycle: Login Edition

1. Login as registered user -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
2. Login as Guest -> Abuse -> Get banned/kicked
3. Change IP -> Repeat

It’s a never-ending loop of chaos and redemption. Who knew chatroom politics were this intense?

I Think I Deserve Compensation!
Now, after compiling this groundbreaking thesis on the inner workings of the chatroom, I think it’s only fair I’m compensated.

I’m not asking for much—just perhaps a
monetary reward (okay, I might be dreaming on that one ) OR, at the very least, a 1000 reaction score or a special badge designed just for me.

Because if this isn’t worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is @Hades and @Aphrodite , please take notes.

Final Thoughts:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be adding more as I continue my research into the uncharted territories of the chatroom world. Until then, stay safe, avoid the drama, and remember: never say "Hi" without a game plan.

@jasminee @ukgirl @Neetu02 @OppsyDaizy✧ @Ananya4u4ever @Illusion @RIDHAAN @ChatPaglu @Kajol_90 @Freaky @JUPITER @SimmyS
@Doraemon @CuteBubble @Shajfurious @Sherl0ck
@4yöu @Raj62291 @Samshady @Taara001 @Bishamonten @FRECKLES @Rasputin_M @rustyrose @Aadya @COSMICc @Shez4u4ever @yoursumit07 @MysticNova @Arakos @cutiee @CuteBubble
@CHARLIE_ @SiRa @BellaLuna
@Somaiya Karn @ASHURA @Deepak Kiran @ReddyGari ammai @Nyxen


Folks, free to comment with your own observations, agree, disagree and/or tag anyone u would like to read this.

Thanks,
Aniket22 a.k.a Kya bolti public.

This is pure gold! A full-on sociological study of the chatroom—thorough, hilarious, and painfully accurate

 

[aniket22]

This is pure gold! A full-on sociological study of the chatroom—thorough, hilarious, and painfully accurate

Thank you bro

 

[jasminee]

Well done.....what a analysis .......
You forget one thing how chat users thinks staff members didn't take action for breaking the rules ...
Staff member kicked 10 ids
But user think staff members are biased so he/she didn't kicked anyone....

 

[aniket22]

Well done.....what a analysis .......
You forget one thing how chat users thinks staff members didn't take action for breaking the rules ...
Staff member kicked 10 ids
But user think staff members are biased so he/she didn't kicked anyone....

Thank you. Glad u enjoyed it.


As mentioned in my closing thoughts... this is just beginning.. There is lot's of fun to follow.

But appreciate you bringing up the staff's perspective. As I mentioned earlier, everyone is welcome to share thier own observations.

 

[sassyandsavage]

This is very true, even as the owner I get these constantly, hence the reason I turn my pmz off when I'm in the Indian chat. I NEVER answer a simple "hi, hello" pm even from a woman. Either get to the point in the first message you send me or don't even bother, I'm way to busy and I HATE, being in pmz.

PPl shld understand one basic rule in communication it has to be platform based and tweak it accordingly. Bro don't ask how was your dinner aapne khana khaya here.. show the spark and be interesting.
If communication is of sexual nature show charm and fire and if official get to the point in that first mssg.