Bro, forget passing... @SAKHII is already eligible for the "Best Tutor Award" just for dealing with you!Applied for every course in ZoZo University…
Attended every semester with full dedication…
But the results
Failed in every single subject.
So I went to @SAKHII for my special tuitions.
may be i ll pass this time
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Can i take more than two degreesWelcome to ZoZo University
Admissions Open for 2026
Courses Available:-
Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM
Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds
Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM
Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM
Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly:No wall chats.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.
Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.
Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?
Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.
Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.
Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search
Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.
Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.
School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.
Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.
Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.
PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction
Honorary Degrees
MSc in Screenshot Preservation
MBA in Mind Business Administration
Faculty of random arguments
Department of meme engineering
Eligibility Criteria
Can overthink a one-word reply.
University Rules
Facts are optional.
Assumptions are compulsory.
Screenshots are legal documents.
Good Night means conversation has just started.
New partner = memory reset activated.
University Motto
Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.
Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?
****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
Yes , She isBro, forget passing... @SAKHII is already eligible for the "Best Tutor Award" just for dealing with you!
Welcome to ZoZo University
Admissions Open for 2026
Courses Available:-
Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM
Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds
Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM
Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM
Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly:
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.
Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.
Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?
Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.
Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.
Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search
Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.
Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.
School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.
Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.
Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.
PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction
Honorary Degrees
MSc in Screenshot Preservation
MBA in Mind Business Administration
Faculty of random arguments
Department of meme engineering
Eligibility Criteria
University Rules
Facts are optional.
Assumptions are compulsory.
Screenshots are legal documents.
Good Night means conversation has just started.
New partner = memory reset activated.
University Motto
Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.
Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?
****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
I am a 10th standard fail.so I can not be able to take admission in that university.
You can... but after the third degree, your photo goes into the Hall of FameCan i take more than two degrees
Perfect,Your honesty has earned you 10 extra attendance marks.Yes , She is
10th fail? That's exactly why you're eligible
No no10th fail? That's exactly why you're eligible
ZoZo University doesn't ask for mark sheets... it asks for screenshots.
Welcome, Your admission is confirmed.
Sorry, You're officially rusticated from ZoZo University for forgetting your own degree. Please reapply next semester!
