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Which Degree Do You Hold from ZoZo University?

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Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.

Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
 
criss cross said:
Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.
1
Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
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I think you done Double pH.d in Zozo...I can't even read the full thread...that much degrees are available here...
 
criss cross said:
Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.

Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
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Let me think :map:
 
Bachelor of Wall Chat & Advanced Flirting (BWAF)
Major: Turning wall chats into daily attendance.
Minor: Flirting... until it accidentally becomes an argument.
Diploma in Good Night Studies: Says "Good night" at 11 PM... actually sleeps at 3 AM.
Still waiting for my convocation.
 
criss cross said:
Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.

Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
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It's quite confusing :Drunk:

Which degree I should persue???:happy1:
 
criss cross said:
Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.

Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
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Hi administrator , :hi:
I currently studying
1. BOT
2. BMS
3. DGS
4. PHd in fake leaving zozo
Lemme try more next time ...hehe
Question : can I do all the degree simultaneously ?
Me : So hectic but managing:giggle:
Nice thread buddy ✨ impressive :Like:


 
criss cross said:
Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.

Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
Click to expand...
criss cross said:
Welcome to ZoZo University​

Admissions Open for 2026

Courses Available:-

Bachelor of Overthinking (B.O.T.)
Specialization in Seen at 2:03 PM, Replied at 8:47 PM

Master of Forum Sciences (M.F.S.)
Advanced Training in Refreshing Threads Every 30 Seconds

Bachelor of Mood Swing Science (BMS)
Happy at 8:00 PM
Angry at 8:05 PM
Leave me alone at 8:10 PM
Why aren't you talking? at 8:15 PM

Diploma in Good Night Studies (DGS)
Says "Good Night" at 10:00 PM
Still online at 1:30 AM

Bachelor of Hidden Relationship Technology (BHRT)
Publicly: ❌ No wall chats.
❌ No profile likes.
❌ No comments.
Reality: Public Network: No Connection.
Private Network: Fully Connected.
Chat: Active.
Wall: Silent.

Bachelor of Multiple ID Management (BMIM)
Eligibility: One person... three personalities.
Practicals: ID 1 – Innocent. ID 2 – Savage. ID 3 – Anonymous supporter.

Master of Partner Transition Technology (MPTT)
Semester 1: You'll always be my favorite person.❤️
Semester 2: New partner arrives.
Final Exam: Sorry, who are you again?

Advanced Seen-Zone Engineering
Can read messages at the speed of light.
Replies at the speed of government paperwork.

Doctor of Fake Psychology (DFP)
Diagnoses everyone after reading one status.
You're toxic.
You have attachment issues.
Trust me, I'm a ZoZo doctor.

Bachelor of Google Medicine (BGM)
Headache? Brain tumor.
Cough? Rare disease.
Degree earned from 5 minutes of Google search

Master of Imaginary Engineering (MIE)
Fixes relationships, society, politics, and football tactics.
Still can't fix their own WiFi.

Department of Relationship Consultancy
Single since birth.
Gives premium relationship advice to everyone.

School of Instant Judgement
Reads one post.
Knows the entire story.
Delivers verdict in 30 seconds.

Diploma in FBI Investigation
Can identify your crush, ex, cousin, pet, and location from one emoji.

Bachelor of Fake Busy Studies
Busy bro.
Online: 14 hours 37 minutes.

PhD in Fake Leaving ZoZo
I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Returns after 17 minutes.
Thesis completed with distinction

Honorary Degrees

MSc in Screenshot Preservation

MBA in Mind Business Administration

Faculty of random arguments

Department of meme engineering

Eligibility Criteria

✅ Can overthink a one-word reply.
✅ Has said "I'm leaving ZoZo forever" at least 5 times.
✅ Still comes back the next day.

❌ No entrance exam.
❌ No attendance.
✅ Unlimited drama and confusion.

University Rules

Facts are optional.

Assumptions are compulsory.

Screenshots are legal documents.

Good Night means conversation has just started.

New partner = memory reset activated.

University Motto

Study less, scroll more. Nothing is permanent except screenshots.

Question: Which course are you currently studying at ZoZo University?


****Jokes apart, this thread is purely for fun. No intention to hurt, insult, or look down on anyone. Please don't take it too seriously—just enjoy the humor****
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"I am definitely a professor in the Department of Relationship Consultancy—Single since birth but giving premium advice to everyone! The rules of this university are 100% accurate, especially 'Screenshots are legal documents.' Best thread on the forum today! ✨"
 
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