Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one, and some insist on showing them off.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, but not all of them need to be on display.
Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, and some are surprisingly loud about it.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, and many think theirs deserves an audience.
Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, but that doesn't make them all works of art.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone's equipped with one; wisdom is knowing when to keep it covered.
Opinions are like assholes: we all have one, and the internet convinced everyone theirs is a public service announcement.
Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one, and some people carry theirs around like a Nobel Prize.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, but only a few are genuinely useful.
Opinions are like assholes: somehow social media turned them into a subscription service, but that doesn't mean I need to see it or hear from it every five minutes
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, but not all of them need to be on display.
Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, and some are surprisingly loud about it.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, and many think theirs deserves an audience.
Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, but that doesn't make them all works of art.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone's equipped with one; wisdom is knowing when to keep it covered.
Opinions are like assholes: we all have one, and the internet convinced everyone theirs is a public service announcement.
Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one, and some people carry theirs around like a Nobel Prize.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, but only a few are genuinely useful.
Opinions are like assholes: somehow social media turned them into a subscription service, but that doesn't mean I need to see it or hear from it every five minutes



