Flirting with Distaster with LipGloss on

[LavaLush]

When I m in a competition of ignoring him .. but but but my opponent is ovulation phase

Me : "I m done with him."
OP : "Ahaan ..r u sure ? Cz u kinda want him naked rn ?"
( lowkey losing the idgaf war )

Me : " He is not evn my type."
OP : " Then why r u imagining him shirtless n grabbing ur waist rn?"

Me : " I m better than this."
OP : " Not when he says 'come here'."

Me : " I don't evn want him lyk that."
OP : " Your imagination says otherwise.
(brain says No .. ovulation says heart him out)


Evn a "wyd" text got me giggling.. blushing.. imagining scenarios that would send me straight to hell n mentally deleting my dignity fr.

Ovulation confidence is dangerous tbh .. cz now I don't just want attention.. I want hot tension and texts that make me bite my lips.

It really turn my " I hate men" into "come here you disaster " real quick.
Suddenly i don't want peace .. I want his hands all over me ..
( ovulation got me acting all catastrophic )


So Yeahh ..
I know who's winning.
IYKYK

 

[Ihsan]

Gotta time your cycles from now on then

 

[Anshhi]

When I m in a competition of ignoring him .. but but but my opponent is ovulation phase

Me : "I m done with him."
OP : "Ahaan ..r u sure ? Cz u kinda want him naked rn ?"
( lowkey losing the idgaf war )

Me : " He is not evn my type."
OP : " Then why r u imagining him shirtless n grabbing ur waist rn?"

Me : " I m better than this."
OP : " Not when he says 'come here'."

Me : " I don't evn want him lyk that."
OP : " Your imagination says otherwise.
(brain says No .. ovulation says heart him out)


Evn a "wyd" text got me giggling.. blushing.. imagining scenarios that would send me straight to hell n mentally deleting my dignity fr.

Ovulation confidence is dangerous tbh .. cz now I don't just want attention.. I want hot tension and texts that make me bite my lips.

It really turn my " I hate men" into "come here you disaster " real quick.
Suddenly i don't want peace .. I want his hands all over me ..
( ovulation got me acting all catastrophic )


So Yeahh ..
I know who's winning.
IYKYK

Sending a whole bucket of sympathy to everyone who sees a basic 'Wyd' text and mentally builds an entire wedding and honeymoon layout!

Awesome Intelligence™​

 

[Ashnaa]

I feel you babe. I feel you. Uff

 

[Gifferr]

When I m in a competition of ignoring him .. but but but my opponent is ovulation phase

Me : "I m done with him."
OP : "Ahaan ..r u sure ? Cz u kinda want him naked rn ?"
( lowkey losing the idgaf war )

Me : " He is not evn my type."
OP : " Then why r u imagining him shirtless n grabbing ur waist rn?"

Me : " I m better than this."
OP : " Not when he says 'come here'."

Me : " I don't evn want him lyk that."
OP : " Your imagination says otherwise.
(brain says No .. ovulation says heart him out)


Evn a "wyd" text got me giggling.. blushing.. imagining scenarios that would send me straight to hell n mentally deleting my dignity fr.

Ovulation confidence is dangerous tbh .. cz now I don't just want attention.. I want hot tension and texts that make me bite my lips.

It really turn my " I hate men" into "come here you disaster " real quick.
Suddenly i don't want peace .. I want his hands all over me ..
( ovulation got me acting all catastrophic )


So Yeahh ..
I know who's winning.
IYKYK

Sorry I was not in a mood. We will try some other day.

 

[cutiee]

When I m in a competition of ignoring him .. but but but my opponent is ovulation phase

Me : "I m done with him."
OP : "Ahaan ..r u sure ? Cz u kinda want him naked rn ?"
( lowkey losing the idgaf war )

Me : " He is not evn my type."
OP : " Then why r u imagining him shirtless n grabbing ur waist rn?"

Me : " I m better than this."
OP : " Not when he says 'come here'."

Me : " I don't evn want him lyk that."
OP : " Your imagination says otherwise.
(brain says No .. ovulation says heart him out)


Evn a "wyd" text got me giggling.. blushing.. imagining scenarios that would send me straight to hell n mentally deleting my dignity fr.

Ovulation confidence is dangerous tbh .. cz now I don't just want attention.. I want hot tension and texts that make me bite my lips.

It really turn my " I hate men" into "come here you disaster " real quick.
Suddenly i don't want peace .. I want his hands all over me ..
( ovulation got me acting all catastrophic )


So Yeahh ..
I know who's winning.
IYKYK

Should i Give ya dark Choclates?