Ok, I’ll go with mine first.
I was randomly checking snaps on Snapchat while I was sitting next to my mom and one of my friends happened to send a video of his DOG with his ERECT PEEPEE HUMPING ANOTHER DOGGG.
now my mom thinks I’m a pervert who watches animal porn
(I did watch it out of curiosity as a kid, ngl tho but that was different)
*le her

Must’ve rethinked the whole part of giving birth to me.
I was randomly checking snaps on Snapchat while I was sitting next to my mom and one of my friends happened to send a video of his DOG with his ERECT PEEPEE HUMPING ANOTHER DOGGG.
now my mom thinks I’m a pervert who watches animal porn
(I did watch it out of curiosity as a kid, ngl tho but that was different)
*le her

Must’ve rethinked the whole part of giving birth to me.





Oh boy, that came out wrong 


so I'll read comments











. My parents stared at me like am a criminal and burst into laughter. I gave him a death stare and a
later.