Ok, I’ll go with mine first.
I was randomly checking snaps on Snapchat while I was sitting next to my mom and one of my friends happened to send a video of his DOG with his ERECT PEEPEE HUMPING ANOTHER DOGGG.
now my mom thinks I’m a pervert who watches animal porn
(I did watch it out of curiosity as a kid, ngl tho but that was different)
*le her
Must’ve rethinked the whole part of giving birth to me.
I was randomly checking snaps on Snapchat while I was sitting next to my mom and one of my friends happened to send a video of his DOG with his ERECT PEEPEE HUMPING ANOTHER DOGGG.
now my mom thinks I’m a pervert who watches animal porn
(I did watch it out of curiosity as a kid, ngl tho but that was different)
*le her
Must’ve rethinked the whole part of giving birth to me.