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If you think that , dogs don’t know math- take 3 dog biscuits and put them in your pocket, give two to the dog. You will know the rest.

- a funny quote.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

-a funny quote!

Corporate Lesson #99:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.(CONTD)

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.( CONTD)

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! (END)

"There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there."

— Indira Gandhi

Lol WTF! Agreed, I am a flirt- but I won’t hurt! I promise. If I did give any impression of stalking someone by commenting on their profile posts- absolutely NOT. That’s not even my idea AT ALL. When I like the post I tend to comment, I don’t even click like button- I just comment and move on. I just do this on a spree. Absolutely no ulterior motives of what so ever. Okay I stop commenting LOL ( The End)

ZoZo not allowing me to post comments - will be back after 30 seconds lol

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. ( END)

I like this corporate story a lot!

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. ( Contd)

Hahaha that's u

How to check individual profile posts ( exclusively their posts) instead of some comments in a thread? Any help ?

I am damn bored and someone’s profile statuses will be attacked. FYI

What would they say? “ ohh baby, at the time he is pushing his tool had you raised your butt a bit, it would have been more awesome and heavenly ? - keep practicing - you are almost there - I give you 9 out of 10”. Announcer says “ zordhaaar thaaaliya.. let’s welcome our next couple” lol ( okay now you can throw your stones lol) ( END)

I have this craziest and kinkiest idea ( okay, get your stones ready). We watch lot of singing and dance programs on tv. This is a great hit and lot of other programs mushroomed around this concept. There will be judges and hold the placard with score on it and comment every fricking thing just for the sake of it. Okay flip those programs to “ fucking completion” lol.( contd)

రసస్ఫోరకాలు..జిలుగు వెలుగులు..వెలుగు జిలుగులు.. ప్రగల్భాలు..కుక్కల అరుపులు..నక్కల వినయాలు..దైనందిన దైన్యాలు..కష్మలాలు.. కశ్మలాలు..చీకటిగదులు..కుళ్ళు కాలువలు..స్నేహం ముసుగులో దగుల్బాజీలు..సానుభూతి కథలు..అన్నీ కలసి భ్రమల CHAT జీవితాలు!! ( END)

జీవన విలాపాలు..సరస సల్లాపాలు..భామా కలాపాలు..కష్టాలు.. నష్టాలు..కన్నీళ్ళు..వెక్కిళ్ళు..అంతరంగ సంద్రాలు..విషవలయాలు..కోపాలు..తాపాలు..కోరికలు..రసగంగ ఉత్తానాలు..విలువల పతనాలు..అవరోహణల వైకుంట పాళీలు..ఆరోహణల నిచ్చెనలు..కలిమి లేములు..కావడి కుండలు..అనుబంధాలు..హ్రుదయ స్పందనలు ( contd..)

I always wonder why guests are invited only for the marriage function and not to witness the first night?! What if the first nights happen on the revolving Dias! Hmmm! Lol

Stay still is not an option!

Show me the hottest lady in the world, I will show the guy who is tired of fucking her - and vice versa.

- a saying