EkaLustYa

How to check individual profile posts ( exclusively their posts) instead of some comments in a thread? Any help ?

I am damn bored and someone’s profile statuses will be attacked. FYI

What would they say? “ ohh baby, at the time he is pushing his tool had you raised your butt a bit, it would have been more awesome and heavenly ? - keep practicing - you are almost there - I give you 9 out of 10”. Announcer says “ zordhaaar thaaaliya.. let’s welcome our next couple” lol ( okay now you can throw your stones lol) ( END)

I have this craziest and kinkiest idea ( okay, get your stones ready). We watch lot of singing and dance programs on tv. This is a great hit and lot of other programs mushroomed around this concept. There will be judges and hold the placard with score on it and comment every fricking thing just for the sake of it. Okay flip those programs to “ fucking completion” lol.( contd)

రసస్ఫోరకాలు..జిలుగు వెలుగులు..వెలుగు జిలుగులు.. ప్రగల్భాలు..కుక్కల అరుపులు..నక్కల వినయాలు..దైనందిన దైన్యాలు..కష్మలాలు.. కశ్మలాలు..చీకటిగదులు..కుళ్ళు కాలువలు..స్నేహం ముసుగులో దగుల్బాజీలు..సానుభూతి కథలు..అన్నీ కలసి భ్రమల CHAT జీవితాలు!! ( END)

జీవన విలాపాలు..సరస సల్లాపాలు..భామా కలాపాలు..కష్టాలు.. నష్టాలు..కన్నీళ్ళు..వెక్కిళ్ళు..అంతరంగ సంద్రాలు..విషవలయాలు..కోపాలు..తాపాలు..కోరికలు..రసగంగ ఉత్తానాలు..విలువల పతనాలు..అవరోహణల వైకుంట పాళీలు..ఆరోహణల నిచ్చెనలు..కలిమి లేములు..కావడి కుండలు..అనుబంధాలు..హ్రుదయ స్పందనలు ( contd..)

I always wonder why guests are invited only for the marriage function and not to witness the first night?! What if the first nights happen on the revolving Dias! Hmmm! Lol

Stay still is not an option!

Show me the hottest lady in the world, I will show the guy who is tired of fucking her - and vice versa.

- a saying

Socrates question to Euthyphro:

Is something good because God commands it to be good or does God command it because it is good?

Any sexting life cycle starts when you bury your head between the legs and stays for an hour at a minimum to 48 hours maximum. Try to touch the heart, you might find a friend for the life time!

-BendOverLady ( life’s lesson)

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use computer with very slow internet to see who they really are!

- unknown saying. Lol

It is not our abilities that show what we truly are… it is our choices.
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Felt like world world came crashing down on me when zozo did not open. Damn!!! I am addicted ? Looks like it lol