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[PRETTYCUTIE]

So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection.

 

[BayBee]

Forget gym memberships, I've already completed my full species transformation Since you're a dog lover, your favourite pet just landed in your DMs. That other guy says he bites… bro competition is tough, but I don't bite, I just steal kisses and leave hickeys. And since winter is here, those turtlenecks finally have a job

Nice one then u too hv to be ready for those turtle necks!

 

[BayBee]

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection.

Yeahh and then Wi-Fi becomes Wifyyyy

 

[BayBee]

It was fun to watch. I had blocked him but later unblocked just to see you taking his case....
Total savage girl... proud of you...

Its better to block. I do that mostly. Sometimes it feels good to poke these hoomans (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

 

[Avissssssss]

Are u the sun?..

Coz my world revolves arround you...

 

[Dom55]

Hey @BayBee you are hot,sexy and beautiful. Would you be my Heroine in Bollywood Movie?

 

[Hope24]

So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?

I saw this coming when he said are you a dog lover ?

 

[BayBee]

Are u the sun?..

Coz my world revolves arround you...

Nope. I'm the reason planets have commitment issues.

 

[BayBee]

Hey @BayBee you are hot,sexy and beautiful. Would you be my Heroine in Bollywood Movie?

Only if it's a psychological thriller. I love playing with minds

 

[Dom55]

Only if it's a psychological thriller. I love playing with minds

Me too. Same pinch.

 

[Avissssssss]

Nope. I'm the reason planets have commitment issues.

Then consider me as a stray comet just hoping to get caught in your gravity.....

 

[BayBee]

Then consider me as a stray comet just hoping to get caught in your gravity.....

Lol okayyy stray comet lmao