Paw-some Pickup Lines ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

[BayBee]

So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?

 

[The_LionHeart❤️]

So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?

Waiting for the day someone says they love luxury cars just to see a guy try to identify as a 2018 Honda Civic in the DMs.

 

[AARADHYAA❤️]

So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?

From human to dog in just two messages. That’s some talent....

 

[BayBee]

Waiting for the day someone says they love luxury cars just to see a guy try to identify as a 2018 Honda Civic in the DMs.

Try some pickup lines c'mon!!
Lemme see what all you have got in your collection (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

 

[BayBee]

From human to dog in just two messages. That’s some talent....

Male species have this great ability to change themselves according to the need to get what they want (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

 

[AARADHYAA❤️]

Male species have this great ability to change themselves according to the need to get what they want (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Yeah... But Not all men are the same but some are definitely quick learners ...

Anyway I don't think the female species has that kind of talent ...

 

[The_LionHeart❤️]

Try some pickup lines c'mon!!
Lemme see what all you have got in your collection (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
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Are you an unread notification? Because I can’t stop checking for you every two minutes.

 

[BayBee]

Yeah... But Not all men are the same but some are definitely quick learners ...

Anyway I don't think the female species has that kind of talent ...

Lmaaoo yaaaa exactly..
That's wot makes them unique i guess

 

[BayBee]

Are you an unread notification? Because I can’t stop checking for you every two minutes.

Hahaha
Have you tried turning your feelings off and on again?

 

[AARADHYAA❤️]

Lmaaoo yaaaa exactly..
That's wot makes them unique i guess

True.......

 

[ATheo7]

So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?

Huh is this Even legal lool

 

[BayBee]

Huh is this Even legal lool

Ok i need to search (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) im sure its not !!