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BayBee

BayBee

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So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?
 
BayBee said:
So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?
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Waiting for the day someone says they love luxury cars just to see a guy try to identify as a 2018 Honda Civic in the DMs.
 
BayBee said:
So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?
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From human to dog in just two messages. That’s some talent....
 
BayBee said:
So today, I was chilling in a Zozo chatroom when a guy decided to slide into my whispers.

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Are you a dog lover?
Me: Yes.
Him: I'm a dog.
Me: ...
Him: I bite as well.

This made me laugh so much lol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Forget gym memberships, personality development, and emotional maturity. This man chose Full Species Transformation.

At this rate, if a girl says she loves cats, these men are going to start purring in her DMs.

Ladies, please share your experiences. What's the most UNHINGED thing a guy has done to get your attention?
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Huh is this Even legal lool
 
@BayBee it happened today only, remember in chatroom someone tagged us both in a message.
(Unmentionable message, redacted)
I chose to ignore but you chided him so much, he claimed that he is an olympic athlete.
That was some claim... just to get attention.
 
cheetra said:
@BayBee it happened today only, remember in chatroom someone tagged us both in a message.
(Unmentionable message, redacted)
I chose to ignore but you chided him so much, he claimed that he is an olympic athlete.
That was some claim... just to get attention.
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Exactly!! And then he later blamed that oh I was kidding and you're so rude n all..
I told him I was kidding too..
How come I let you kid more than I kid.. !! after all I teach kids :rock:


The audacity of this man to think my imagination is insane and creepy when he’s out here tagging two girls and deliberately making jokes about his own Chamber of Secrets. :Devil:
 
It was fun to watch. I had blocked him but later unblocked just to see you taking his case....
Total savage girl... proud of you...
BayBee said:
Exactly!! And then he later blamed that oh I was kidding and you're so rude n all..
I told him I was kidding too..
How come I let you kid more than I kid.. !! after all I teach kids :rock:


The audacity of this man to think my imagination is insane and creepy when he’s out here tagging two girls and deliberately making jokes about his own Chamber of Secrets. :Devil:
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