ZPL DIARIES:- THE CIRCUS WE ALL VOLUNTEERED FOR:)

[Illusion]

•If ur life is peaceful...If ur background is cleaner than ur browser history...If u have zero enemies and u sleep like a baby every night......
Then Don't panic!!
Just register ur name for ZPL...
And trust me within 48 hours you'll have enough enemies To start ur own Bollywood villain gang

•If ur life is dry like the Sahara Desert then , don't worry dear!!
Join ZPL...
Within 2 matches ur life will become
"extra wet"(not wid orgasm )
Wet with drama and wet with the spit that flies out when u laugh too hard at the stupidity happening...

•And If u want to test how fast people get offended.... Then go to......ummm...What twitter?? Nono Forget Twitter...
Just register for ZPL..

>Breathe loudly → someone offended...
>Speak normally → someone offended...
>Say "hi" → 3 people offended, 2 triggered, some left and some resign....

So basically ZPL is the only place where:---->

•One comment = 5 new enemies
•One reaction = 10 rumours
•One match = 25 breakdowns
And one "GG" = full-family emotional damage...

~Where Players come to enjoy, but leave with trauma and stress eating!!


And now.... ZPL ended...
And Honestly? Best decision..!(Ughhh!! Not bcz my performance was bad but) The drama budget was crossing the site's maintenance fees ig...

I think even the server is prolly
whispering:-

"Bro chalau match ya sambhalu inke mood swings? CPU phat gaya bisiiii..." [ Don't ask me for translation,cuz my english is seriously worst than ur love life dear ]

And the website be like:
"Aur nahi bhai... They're having periods so shut it down before
someone cries again... Trust me I'm not gonna tolerate anymore, I'll just give everyone 504 SERVER ERROR msg"


(PS: This post is for fun only...No personal attacks... No indirect shots...
But if u accidentally feel like u fit in these categories…Then congrats babe, the shoe was urs and it fits perfectly Cinderella...Love you mwahhhh)

 

[Sherl0ck]

For me, ZPL6 was the best dramatic comedy movie plot I've ever seen in my life.

 

[JUPITER]

The first drama didn’t even start from me It started when Kanna randomly left on auction day. Then the Dom vs Illusion issue happened and she wanted to quit because she didnt want to play with him Fine Jupiter stepped in solved it and moved her to Panda team jupiter herself gone to dom55 just to not let her leave game

Next, there was drama during practice with Dom55 in MY team Nobody cried on the forum or made a hashtag spectacle out of it

On the second practice match Jupiter again tried mixing teams to keep things friendly. Cassian cracked a joke because literally everyone pulls each other’s leg here. Panda left. Fine. Both of us have heard worse things before, especially from your own abuser Panda

Then this new thread happened Panda saying he’s leaving all teams and Zozo But somehow he shows up for the match anyway After accusing me of sending spies and all that. I explained it calmly still you posted screenshots made a new thread and tried to create unnecessary drama. For what? Attention?

I joke around with everyone. You didn’t need to highlight and twist my words when all of you were laughing at the same joke.

And yes, even when I left mid game once nobody made a grand forum drama out of it. We handled it in the team group like normal people.


Moral of the story:

You can do 100 good things for people, and they will still pick 1 thing to attack you for I’ve been the one helping switching players between teams trying to keep peace Maybe I should stop being so helpful clearly its never enough for some people​