Hello Public,
Since my previous observation thread went viral (or at least mildly contagious), people have been asking me nonstop: “Where’s Part 2? When’s the sequel? Why are you so slow?”
For those who missed the first masterpiece, here’s the link: Zozo chronicles: Observations of a chatroom analyst
Quality takes time. Even if I’m late, at least I didn’t ghost you.
So without further ado, here’s my next set of Observations: The Sequel Nobody Asked For but Everyone Wanted.
Welcoming a New User : The Grand Royal Welcome… for Some People
A girl joins the Zozo chat room → instant fireworks, garlands, rose bouquets, and 200 guys suddenly typing like they’re in a speed-typing competition.
A new guy? Mostly silence…you can hear the Wi-Fi breathing.
GIFs: The Unofficial Casting Call
Posting a spicy sexy GIF on the wall is basically an audition for private roleplay.
The more dramatic the GIF, the faster the DMs come flying.
Guest Users: The Real MVPs
While badge holders are busy flexing fancy fonts and colors...
guests stroll in, do the main mission, complete all side quests, and vanish like Batman.
The Nicknames
People change their nicknames more often than the weather.
Some run multiple IDs at the same time—one for flirting, one for drama, one for spying, and one just to confuse everyone.
The “I’m Leaving” Announcement
When someone announces 19 times that they’re leaving the room…
congratulations, they’ve just renewed their 1-hour wall-posting subscription.
Zozo Chat: Emergency Services
I’ve seen enough dramatic cries for help to qualify the chat as an unofficial emergency hotline.
Average age
Girls are somehow always “21–24,” and guys mysteriously sit in the “24–28” bracket. Every. Single. Time.
It’s like a magical fountain of youth.
As always, drop your own observations below, ass this along to your friends, and stay tuned—more is definitely coming in the future.
Yours Truly,
Aniket22
Since my previous observation thread went viral (or at least mildly contagious), people have been asking me nonstop: “Where’s Part 2? When’s the sequel? Why are you so slow?”
For those who missed the first masterpiece, here’s the link: Zozo chronicles: Observations of a chatroom analyst
Quality takes time. Even if I’m late, at least I didn’t ghost you.
So without further ado, here’s my next set of Observations: The Sequel Nobody Asked For but Everyone Wanted.
Welcoming a New User : The Grand Royal Welcome… for Some People
A girl joins the Zozo chat room → instant fireworks, garlands, rose bouquets, and 200 guys suddenly typing like they’re in a speed-typing competition.
A new guy? Mostly silence…you can hear the Wi-Fi breathing.
GIFs: The Unofficial Casting Call
Posting a spicy sexy GIF on the wall is basically an audition for private roleplay.
The more dramatic the GIF, the faster the DMs come flying.
Guest Users: The Real MVPs
While badge holders are busy flexing fancy fonts and colors...
guests stroll in, do the main mission, complete all side quests, and vanish like Batman.
The Nicknames
People change their nicknames more often than the weather.
Some run multiple IDs at the same time—one for flirting, one for drama, one for spying, and one just to confuse everyone.
The “I’m Leaving” Announcement
When someone announces 19 times that they’re leaving the room…
congratulations, they’ve just renewed their 1-hour wall-posting subscription.
Zozo Chat: Emergency Services
I’ve seen enough dramatic cries for help to qualify the chat as an unofficial emergency hotline.
Average age
Girls are somehow always “21–24,” and guys mysteriously sit in the “24–28” bracket. Every. Single. Time.
It’s like a magical fountain of youth.
As always, drop your own observations below, ass this along to your friends, and stay tuned—more is definitely coming in the future.
Yours Truly,
Aniket22
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