Good morning, beautiful messes and barely-functioning adults. I woke up today feeling like a half-charged phone-unctional, but don’t push it. The coffee isn’t just a drink today, it’s my personality. I looked in the mirror and said, “We’ve got this,” even though I’m 70% sleep-deprived and 30% sarcasm. If I accomplish anything today beyond existing, I deserve a trophy << or at least a nap. I’m choosing peace, good vibes, and maybe ignoring a few texts until further notice. The world may be chaotic, but my eyeliner is even and my playlist is fire, so we’re moving. Let’s just survive today with grace, humor, and as few awkward interactions as possible. And if all else fails, blame it on Mercury retrograde (even if it’s not). Alright world, I’m up , now impress me........
