Bunny Boy
Favoured Frenzy
After years of chatting, overthinking, trusting the wrong people, and conducting highly unnecessary research... I've come to one conclusion: The most dangerous people in chat rooms are never the obvious ones.
They always start looking completely harmless...
1. "Let's Just Be Friends" Person
Starts with:
"You're a nice friend."
Three weeks later you're checking if they're online.
2. "I Don't Flirt" Person
"I don't flirt."
Also them:
"You seem different..."
"I like talking to you..."
"Where have you been all day?"
3. "Don't Get Attached" Guru
"Never catch feelings online."
Meanwhile they're sending:
"Good morning
"
"Had dinner? ️"
"Sleep well "
Every. Single. Day.
4. Good Morning / Good Night Specialist
The most dangerous trap.
At first it's cute.
Then one day they forget to text...
And suddenly your whole day feels suspiciously incomplete.
5. "I Was Busy" Ghost
Disappears for 5 days.
Returns like a king.
"I was busy."
Refuses to elaborate.
Leaves emotional damage behind.
6."I'm Not Here For Sexting" Person
The most mysterious creature.
"I'm not here for sexting."
30 minutes later: They're discussing everything except world peace and weather forecasts.
7. The Chat Room FBI ️
Knows who likes whom.
Knows who talks to whom.
Knows who blocked whom.
Knows things that haven't happened yet.
My vote?
6. "I'm Not Here For Sexting."
Because every time I hear that sentence...
I know the plot twist is loading...
Which one destroyed your peace?
And be honest...
Which one looked innocent at first?
They always start looking completely harmless...
1. "Let's Just Be Friends" Person
Starts with:
"You're a nice friend."
Three weeks later you're checking if they're online.
2. "I Don't Flirt" Person
"I don't flirt."
Also them:
"You seem different..."
"I like talking to you..."
"Where have you been all day?"
3. "Don't Get Attached" Guru
"Never catch feelings online."
Meanwhile they're sending:
"Good morning
"Had dinner? ️"
"Sleep well "
Every. Single. Day.
4. Good Morning / Good Night Specialist
The most dangerous trap.
At first it's cute.
Then one day they forget to text...
And suddenly your whole day feels suspiciously incomplete.
5. "I Was Busy" Ghost
Disappears for 5 days.
Returns like a king.
"I was busy."
Refuses to elaborate.
Leaves emotional damage behind.
6."I'm Not Here For Sexting" Person
The most mysterious creature.
"I'm not here for sexting."
30 minutes later: They're discussing everything except world peace and weather forecasts.
7. The Chat Room FBI ️
Knows who likes whom.
Knows who talks to whom.
Knows who blocked whom.
Knows things that haven't happened yet.
My vote?
6. "I'm Not Here For Sexting."
Because every time I hear that sentence...
I know the plot twist is loading...
Which one destroyed your peace?
And be honest...
Which one looked innocent at first?




