Everytime literally everytime I say I'm Bengali, and people hit me with the same two questions — and I'm so done answering them...........
•Do you eat fish every day??
What do u guys think haa, that I keep a river in my backyard and go fishing whenever I'm hungry?
No dude... we don eat fish every day... Even some Bengalis don eat fish at all!.. I agree that fish and rice are our main food, our emotion .... But having it everyday can cuz us loose motion too....So Chill okay?
• Do you know kala jadu? Black magic?-_-
Listen guys if Bengalis actually knew black magic, you'd be the first victim... Poof. Gone. Into the unknown. But you're still here, right? So clearly we don... If we did we'd surely use it on any rich guy and be billionaires within a day..But we're broke like U too !!! So say "kalajadu" one more time and I'll make a creepy doll like labubu and learn witchcraft to haunt uuuuuu...
•And ya I do know that you guys love Rosogolla
but can u stop saying "Rasgulla?" EVERYTHING;(
it's ro-sho-gol-la... Repeat after me: ro-sho-gol-la. Say "rasgulla" again and I'll curse u - that you'll hurt ur toe everytime whenever u walk!!!!! Ughhh...
•And one more thing: every non-Bengali knows one Bengali line and that's actually cute.... But pls pronounce it correctly too or else your Bengali crush will dump u on very first day... So better say Ami tomake bhalobasi... Instead of Ami tumake balubashi....hufffgg!!!!

•Do you eat fish every day??
What do u guys think haa, that I keep a river in my backyard and go fishing whenever I'm hungry?
• Do you know kala jadu? Black magic?-_-
Listen guys if Bengalis actually knew black magic, you'd be the first victim... Poof. Gone. Into the unknown. But you're still here, right? So clearly we don... If we did we'd surely use it on any rich guy and be billionaires within a day..But we're broke like U too !!! So say "kalajadu" one more time and I'll make a creepy doll like labubu and learn witchcraft to haunt uuuuuu...

•And ya I do know that you guys love Rosogolla

it's ro-sho-gol-la... Repeat after me: ro-sho-gol-la. Say "rasgulla" again and I'll curse u - that you'll hurt ur toe everytime whenever u walk!!!!! Ughhh...

•And one more thing: every non-Bengali knows one Bengali line and that's actually cute.... But pls pronounce it correctly too or else your Bengali crush will dump u on very first day... So better say Ami tomake bhalobasi... Instead of Ami tumake balubashi....hufffgg!!!!
