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The greatest lie ever told.

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Lavender

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1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??
 
Mom: Come here, I won’t beat you.

Dad: If you will earn a good rank in the exam then I will gift you “This…this…that”.

Sister: Don’t worry, I won’t tell this to parents.

Friends: Please, Give me some money. I will give you back tomorrow.

Bank manager: Please wait, you are a valuable customer for us.

Beggar: God will bless you.

Politicians: I am working for people.

Customer executive: You are our valuable customer.

Girls: we don't watch Porn
 
Lavender said:
1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??
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Farmer: I am not getting fair price for my crops
Mother: My son/daughter is very good at studies but he/she dose not read
Student: I will study better next year
Lover: :Cwl::Cwl::Cwl:You are in my heart



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Mathi_z said:
Mom: Come here, I won’t beat you.

Dad: If you will earn a good rank in the exam then I will gift you “This…this…that”.

Sister: Don’t worry, I won’t tell this to parents.

Friends: Please, Give me some money. I will give you back tomorrow.

Bank manager: Please wait, you are a valuable customer for us.

Beggar: God will bless you.

Politicians: I am working for people.

Customer executive: You are our valuable customer.

Girls: we don't watch Porn
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The last one :Cwl:
 
Lavender said:
1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??
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Orange said:
@Deepak Kiran I am sure he quit already! We miss you
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Lavender said:
1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??
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10 v 12 v :Cwl: :Cwl: :Cwl: :Cwl: :Cwl:
 
Lavender said:
1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??
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You add one line always call me rasgulla
 
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