Sardar jokes nostu !!

[Dr Love]

Santa Singh went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
Sardar had taken the receiver.
Santa Singh : Who is speaking?
Sardar : Servant Sir.
Santa Singh : Where is the Madam?
Sardar : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa Singh : What? I am her husband came to Kashmir today.
Sardar : What can I do now sir?
Santa Singh : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Sardar : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
Santa Singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Sardar : There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa Singh : What...? No swimming pool?
Sardar : Yes Sir
Santa Singh : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

 

[URum]

 

[Bhatkahua7]

Santa-kaam wali shanti ko bulao

Patni-kyu??

Santa-doctor ne kaha hai, raat me dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jana.


Wife ne santa ke sir par jor se belan mara.

Santa-mara kyu???

Wife-Tumhari jeb me ek kagaz mila hain jispar shabnam likha hain.

Santa-Are maine pichle hafte jis ghodi par resh ka daw lagaya tha uska naam shabnam hain.

Wife-sorry

Agle din wife ne santa ko phir se belan se mara.

Santa-Ab kyu mara।

Wife-Tumhari ghodi ka phone aaya tha.

 

[KIARA]

Santa Singh went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
Sardar had taken the receiver.
Santa Singh : Who is speaking?
Sardar : Servant Sir.
Santa Singh : Where is the Madam?
Sardar : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa Singh : What? I am her husband came to Kashmir today.
Sardar : What can I do now sir?
Santa Singh : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Sardar : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
Santa Singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Sardar : There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa Singh : What...? No swimming pool?
Sardar : Yes Sir
Santa Singh : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

I thought santa claus

 

[URum]

Santa-kaam wali shanti ko bulao

Patni-kyu??

Santa-doctor ne kaha hai, raat me dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jana.


Wife ne santa ke sir par jor se belan mara.

Santa-mara kyu???

Wife-Tumhari jeb me ek kagaz mila hain jispar shabnam likha hain.

Santa-Are maine pichle hafte jis ghodi par resh ka daw lagaya tha uska naam shabnam hain.

Wife-sorry

Agle din wife ne santa ko phir se belan se mara.

Santa-Ab kyu mara।

Wife-Tumhari ghodi ka phone aaya tha.

Sardar kyon