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Marsh

Marsh

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  1. My phone: 1% battery left.
    Also my phone: "Let's update for 47 minutes."
  2. Me: I'll save money this month.
    Online shopping: "Allow me to introduce myself."
  3. Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me: My brain just told me a joke it forgot to explain.
  4. Me: I need to lose weight.
    Pizza: "Don't listen to the haters, baby."
  5. Mom: Clean your room.
    Me: Which season?
  6. Brain at 3 AM: Remember that cringe thing from 2016?
    Me:
  7. Me: I'll sleep in 5 minutes.
    YouTube: Here's a documentary about why penguins steal rocks.
  8. Gym membership: Active.
    Me: Emotionally.
  9. Me: I won't procrastinate anymore.
    Also me: I'll start tomorrow.
  10. Google: Are you a robot?
    Me after 7 failed CAPTCHAs: I'm starting to wonder.
  11. My wallet: Please... I'm tired, boss.
  12. Me opening the fridge every 10 minutes: Maybe the food has evolved.
  13. Alarm: Wake up!
    Me: I respectfully decline.
  14. My brain during exams: Error 404: Intelligence not found.
  15. Me: I just came to buy one thing.
    Store: That'll be ₹2,847.
  16. Friend: Are you listening?
    Me: Absolutely.
    Friend: What did I just say?
    Me: Exactly.
  17. Me after watching one fitness reel: Tomorrow... I become a legend.
  18. My charger: Barely touches the socket.
    Phone: Charging.
    Me: Don't move. Nobody breathe.
  19. Me: I'll only watch one episode.
    Netflix: That's adorable.
  20. My bank account after payday:
    "Hello."
    Bills: "Goodbye."
 
Marsh said:
  1. My phone: 1% battery left.
    Also my phone: "Let's update for 47 minutes."
  2. Me: I'll save money this month.
    Online shopping: "Allow me to introduce myself."
  3. Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me: My brain just told me a joke it forgot to explain.
  4. Me: I need to lose weight.
    Pizza: "Don't listen to the haters, baby."
  5. Mom: Clean your room.
    Me: Which season?
  6. Brain at 3 AM: Remember that cringe thing from 2016?
    Me:
  7. Me: I'll sleep in 5 minutes.
    YouTube: Here's a documentary about why penguins steal rocks.
  8. Gym membership: Active.
    Me: Emotionally.
  9. Me: I won't procrastinate anymore.
    Also me: I'll start tomorrow.
  10. Google: Are you a robot?
    Me after 7 failed CAPTCHAs: I'm starting to wonder.
  11. My wallet: Please... I'm tired, boss.
  12. Me opening the fridge every 10 minutes: Maybe the food has evolved.
  13. Alarm: Wake up!
    Me: I respectfully decline.
  14. My brain during exams: Error 404: Intelligence not found.
  15. Me: I just came to buy one thing.
    Store: That'll be ₹2,847.
  16. Friend: Are you listening?
    Me: Absolutely.
    Friend: What did I just say?
    Me: Exactly.
  17. Me after watching one fitness reel: Tomorrow... I become a legend.
  18. My charger: Barely touches the socket.
    Phone: Charging.
    Me: Don't move. Nobody breathe.
  19. Me: I'll only watch one episode.
    Netflix: That's adorable.
  20. My bank account after payday:
    "Hello."
    Bills: "Goodbye."
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This is the absolute screenplay of a pure middle-class life! I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.
Awesome Intelligence™​
 
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