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Hey Girls,
Another summer is almost over, and the rainy season is just around the corner. For all these past summers and monsoons, I have been riding solo. But not this time! This year, I eagerly wish for a partner in crime— someone to get completely drenched in the rain with, and then fight for the bigger half of the blanket while shivering. I am really hoping this is the season my wish finally comes true.
So, here is the official announcement: I am inviting proposals from the single girls out there. And when I say "single," I mean strictly single.
The Disclaimer (Please Read Carefully):
By single, I mean you do not come with a VIP security team. That means NO online caretakers, NO virtual bodyguards, NO overprotective "online brothers," and NO chat-room "sisters" who act like your relationship managers.
I am looking for an independent girl who can make her own decisions and not emotionally managed by anyone. I want to peacefully fall in love without getting scolded, shouted at, or interrogated by the chat site's Secret Service. I respectfully request those protective online siblings to kindly stay calm.
We all know those "fake online brothers" who constantly advise you not to fall in love with anyone else are just guarding the territory for themselves! Let's just bypass that entire drama, shall we?
About Me: I am a well-educated, very open-minded guy packed with a ridiculous amount of love, humour and care to give. Fair warning, though: when it comes to the girl I love, I am very possessive. You will be mine, and I will make sure you know it.
About You: I just want you to be open, fiercely loving, and equally caring. Most importantly, you must be fully capable of making your own choices and ignoring the free advice from your online guardians.
So if there is any girl here who can take her own decisions without consulting the entire online family committee and are ready for some monsoon magic, drop me a message. Let's make this rainy season count!
Yours (hopefully soon),
@ｋａｄａｌ
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Hey Girls,
Another summer is almost over, and the rainy season is just around the corner. For all these past summers and monsoons, I have been riding solo. But not this time! This year, I eagerly wish for a partner in crime— someone to get completely drenched in the rain with, and then fight for the bigger half of the blanket while shivering. I am really hoping this is the season my wish finally comes true.
So, here is the official announcement: I am inviting proposals from the single girls out there. And when I say "single," I mean strictly single.
The Disclaimer (Please Read Carefully):
By single, I mean you do not come with a VIP security team. That means NO online caretakers, NO virtual bodyguards, NO overprotective "online brothers," and NO chat-room "sisters" who act like your relationship managers.
I am looking for an independent girl who can make her own decisions and not emotionally managed by anyone. I want to peacefully fall in love without getting scolded, shouted at, or interrogated by the chat site's Secret Service. I respectfully request those protective online siblings to kindly stay calm.
We all know those "fake online brothers" who constantly advise you not to fall in love with anyone else are just guarding the territory for themselves! Let's just bypass that entire drama, shall we?
About Me: I am a well-educated, very open-minded guy packed with a ridiculous amount of love, humour and care to give. Fair warning, though: when it comes to the girl I love, I am very possessive. You will be mine, and I will make sure you know it.
About You: I just want you to be open, fiercely loving, and equally caring. Most importantly, you must be fully capable of making your own choices and ignoring the free advice from your online guardians.
So if there is any girl here who can take her own decisions without consulting the entire online family committee and are ready for some monsoon magic, drop me a message. Let's make this rainy season count!
Yours (hopefully soon),
@ｋａｄａｌ
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