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Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 8

Solara

Solara

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THE VACUUM WAR

Me: Alright, just gonna do a quick tidy-up.

She: ears perk up What do you mean by "tidy"?

Me: Just a little vacuuming. Won’t take long.

She: *gasps* You brought The Beast out of the closet again, didn’t you?

Me: It’s not a beast. It’s a vacuum cleaner.

She: That thing tried to EAT my tail last week!

Me: You ran straight into it.

She: IT GROWLED AT ME FIRST.

Me: You barked at it for 10 solid minutes.

She: That was a warning. I was defending the realm.

Me: From dust bunnies?

She: They’re plotting. And that noisy floor demon is in on it.

Me: Oh please—where are you going now?

She: Under the bed. Call me when the monster’s been slain.

Me: Drama queen.

She: *muffled from under the bed* That’s WARRIOR queen to you.
 
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So funny! My cats don't like the vacuum either. If I'm hoovering the living room they run into the kitchen, if I hoover the kitchen then run into the living room and hide behind the sofa, followed by a series of shouts and hisses
 
Solara said:
Previous Episode

THE VACUUM WAR

Me: Alright, just gonna do a quick tidy-up.

She: ears perk up What do you mean by "tidy"?

Me: Just a little vacuuming. Won’t take long.

She: *gasps* You brought The Beast out of the closet again, didn’t you?

Me: It’s not a beast. It’s a vacuum cleaner.

She: That thing tried to EAT my tail last week!

Me: You ran straight into it.

She: IT GROWLED AT ME FIRST.

Me: You barked at it for 10 solid minutes.

She: That was a warning. I was defending the realm.

Me: From dust bunnies?

She: They’re plotting. And that noisy floor demon is in on it.

Me: Oh please—where are you going now?

She: Under the bed. Call me when the monster’s been slain.

Me: Drama queen.

She: *muffled from under the bed* That’s WARRIOR queen to you.
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Me: laughing while vacuuming "Your Majesty, the battlefield is secured. Dust bunny uprising: crushed."

She: peeking out cautiously "And the roaring beast?"

Me: turns off vacuum with a click "Slain with honor. I even looted its treasure: cleaner carpets."

She: emerging like a victorious general "Excellent work, foot soldier. You may now bring me treats as tribute."

Me: mock bowing "At once, my liege. Shall I fetch the royal tuna as well?"

She: regally Only the finest. And maybe a belly rub if I deem you worthy.
 
Nemo said:
So funny! My cats don't like the vacuum either. If I'm hoovering the living room they run into the kitchen, if I hoover the kitchen then run into the living room and hide behind the sofa, followed by a series of shouts and hisses
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Can imagine :rofl1:
 
De.whisky said:
Me: laughing while vacuuming "Your Majesty, the battlefield is secured. Dust bunny uprising: crushed."

She: peeking out cautiously "And the roaring beast?"

Me: turns off vacuum with a click "Slain with honor. I even looted its treasure: cleaner carpets."

She: emerging like a victorious general "Excellent work, foot soldier. You may now bring me treats as tribute."

Me: mock bowing "At once, my liege. Shall I fetch the royal tuna as well?"

She: regally Only the finest. And maybe a belly rub if I deem you worthy.
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Damn the royalty lol ! I'll just pick her up like sack hmph! Smack the tiny booty if she threw tantrums
:Devil:
 
Solara said:
Previous Episode

THE VACUUM WAR

Me: Alright, just gonna do a quick tidy-up.

She: ears perk up What do you mean by "tidy"?

Me: Just a little vacuuming. Won’t take long.

She: *gasps* You brought The Beast out of the closet again, didn’t you?

Me: It’s not a beast. It’s a vacuum cleaner.

She: That thing tried to EAT my tail last week!

Me: You ran straight into it.

She: IT GROWLED AT ME FIRST.

Me: You barked at it for 10 solid minutes.

She: That was a warning. I was defending the realm.

Me: From dust bunnies?

She: They’re plotting. And that noisy floor demon is in on it.

Me: Oh please—where are you going now?

She: Under the bed. Call me when the monster’s been slain.

Me: Drama queen.

She: *muffled from under the bed* That’s WARRIOR queen to you.
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How come you come up with such humorous activities with your cute one.You make us loving her too.Dont know its their characteristics or your writing creativity or may be both. Anyhow , enjoyed it same way , liked your love stories earlier. :cool:
 
Dom55 said:
How come you come up with such humorous activities with your cute one.You make us loving her too.Dont know its their characteristics or your writing creativity or may be both. Anyhow , enjoyed it same way , liked your love stories earlier. :cool:
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Hahahah tytyty !

Okay since you're a regular reader ---- I'll mention a few titles here, tell me which one you wanna read next !??!

1. Abandoned
2. The treat jar shuffle
3. You pet another dog??
4. Doorbell rings = Apocalypse now??
5. Who is this man and why is he touching my hooman ??
6. Paw therapy

If u want me to give the context to some title, to help you decide, let me know. I can do that too !
 
Solara said:
Hahahah tytyty !

Okay since you're a regular reader ---- I'll mention a few titles here, tell me which one you wanna read next !??!

1. Abandoned
2. The treat jar shuffle
3. You pet another dog??
4. Doorbell rings = Apocalypse now??
5. Who is this man and why is he touching my hooman ??
6. Paw therapy

If u want me to give the context to some title, to help you decide, let me know. I can do that too !
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You asking layman about Rocket science.:giggle: You are the perfect one to decide it. I know you have that ability to write if I put a finger on any of them. Feel free to write the way ideas come up to your naughty brain. Assure you ,will enjoy it to its fullest without being bias to one. :cool:
 
Dom55 said:
You asking layman about Rocket science.:giggle: You are the perfect one to decide it. I know you have that ability to write if I put a finger on any of them. Feel free to write the way ideas come up to your naughty brain. Assure you ,will enjoy it to its fullest without being bias to one. :cool:
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What if I say am almost done with all of them :p
 
Solara said:
Previous Episode

THE VACUUM WAR

Me: Alright, just gonna do a quick tidy-up.

She: ears perk up What do you mean by "tidy"?

Me: Just a little vacuuming. Won’t take long.

She: *gasps* You brought The Beast out of the closet again, didn’t you?

Me: It’s not a beast. It’s a vacuum cleaner.

She: That thing tried to EAT my tail last week!

Me: You ran straight into it.

She: IT GROWLED AT ME FIRST.

Me: You barked at it for 10 solid minutes.

She: That was a warning. I was defending the realm.

Me: From dust bunnies?

She: They’re plotting. And that noisy floor demon is in on it.

Me: Oh please—where are you going now?

She: Under the bed. Call me when the monster’s been slain.

Me: Drama queen.

She: *muffled from under the bed* That’s WARRIOR queen to you.
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Haha, this is adorable and hilarious!
The way you captured the "epic battle" between her and the vacuum is just priceless.
Real drama, real bravery — dust bunnies beware!
Loved the playful storytelling vibe!
 
Solara said:
Previous Episode

THE VACUUM WAR

Me: Alright, just gonna do a quick tidy-up.

She: ears perk up What do you mean by "tidy"?

Me: Just a little vacuuming. Won’t take long.

She: *gasps* You brought The Beast out of the closet again, didn’t you?

Me: It’s not a beast. It’s a vacuum cleaner.

She: That thing tried to EAT my tail last week!

Me: You ran straight into it.

She: IT GROWLED AT ME FIRST.

Me: You barked at it for 10 solid minutes.

She: That was a warning. I was defending the realm.

Me: From dust bunnies?

She: They’re plotting. And that noisy floor demon is in on it.

Me: Oh please—where are you going now?

She: Under the bed. Call me when the monster’s been slain.

Me: Drama queen.

She: *muffled from under the bed* That’s WARRIOR queen to you.
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I'm dying over here!! The cat's dramatics are giving me life...lol
 
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