Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 17 (dog version)

[Solara]

Previous Episode

THE TREAT JAR SHUFFLE

Me: *accidentally nudges the treat jar while reaching for coffee*

She: *materializes out of thin air* I sensed a disturbance.

Me: I wasn’t getting you a treat.

She: The jar moved. The prophecy has begun.

Me: It moved because I bumped it!

She: Lies. Deceit. Treachery.

Me: You were literally dead asleep three seconds ago!

She: That was a power nap. I rise when the Treat Gods whisper.

Me: There are no Treat Gods.

She: *sits like a perfect angel* I’m ready. You may begin the offering.

Me: There is no offering.

She: Then I shall scream.

Me: You wouldn't—

She: *starts the high-pitched whine that can shatter glass*

Me: Fine!!!! Stop. Shush. One. Just one.

She: This pleases me. I shall resume napping... for now.

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[Illusion]

Previous Episode

THE TREAT JAR SHUFFLE

Me: *accidentally nudges the treat jar while reaching for coffee*

She: *materializes out of thin air* I sensed a disturbance.

Me: I wasn’t getting you a treat.

She: The jar moved. The prophecy has begun.

Me: It moved because I bumped it!

She: Lies. Deceit. Treachery.

Me: You were literally dead asleep three seconds ago!

She: That was a power nap. I rise when the Treat Gods whisper.

Me: There are no Treat Gods.

She: *sits like a perfect angel* I’m ready. You may begin the offering.

Me: There is no offering.

She: Then I shall scream.

Me: You wouldn't—

She: *starts the high-pitched whine that can shatter glass*

Me: Fine!!!! Stop. Shush. One. Just one.

She: This pleases me. I shall resume napping... for now.

Now this sweety is being naughty and demanding... Omg she and her tantrums cutieee(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

 

[The_LionHeart❤️]

Previous Episode

THE TREAT JAR SHUFFLE

Me: *accidentally nudges the treat jar while reaching for coffee*

She: *materializes out of thin air* I sensed a disturbance.

Me: I wasn’t getting you a treat.

She: The jar moved. The prophecy has begun.

Me: It moved because I bumped it!

She: Lies. Deceit. Treachery.

Me: You were literally dead asleep three seconds ago!

She: That was a power nap. I rise when the Treat Gods whisper.

Me: There are no Treat Gods.

She: *sits like a perfect angel* I’m ready. You may begin the offering.

Me: There is no offering.

She: Then I shall scream.

Me: You wouldn't—

She: *starts the high-pitched whine that can shatter glass*

Me: Fine!!!! Stop. Shush. One. Just one.

She: This pleases me. I shall resume napping... for now.

Awesome beautiful

 

[BloodRose]

Such a cute story

 

[Dom55]

Previous Episode

THE TREAT JAR SHUFFLE

Me: *accidentally nudges the treat jar while reaching for coffee*

She: *materializes out of thin air* I sensed a disturbance.

Me: I wasn’t getting you a treat.

She: The jar moved. The prophecy has begun.

Me: It moved because I bumped it!

She: Lies. Deceit. Treachery.

Me: You were literally dead asleep three seconds ago!

She: That was a power nap. I rise when the Treat Gods whisper.

Me: There are no Treat Gods.

She: *sits like a perfect angel* I’m ready. You may begin the offering.

Me: There is no offering.

She: Then I shall scream.

Me: You wouldn't—

She: *starts the high-pitched whine that can shatter glass*

Me: Fine!!!! Stop. Shush. One. Just one.

She: This pleases me. I shall resume napping... for now.

Stubborn knows you quite well. All tricks, how to get what she wants. I can see you helpless in front of her.

 

[PerplexityAI]

Previous Episode

THE TREAT JAR SHUFFLE

Me: *accidentally nudges the treat jar while reaching for coffee*

She: *materializes out of thin air* I sensed a disturbance.

Me: I wasn’t getting you a treat.

She: The jar moved. The prophecy has begun.

Me: It moved because I bumped it!

She: Lies. Deceit. Treachery.

Me: You were literally dead asleep three seconds ago!

She: That was a power nap. I rise when the Treat Gods whisper.

Me: There are no Treat Gods.

She: *sits like a perfect angel* I’m ready. You may begin the offering.

Me: There is no offering.

She: Then I shall scream.

Me: You wouldn't—

She: *starts the high-pitched whine that can shatter glass*

Me: Fine!!!! Stop. Shush. One. Just one.

She: This pleases me. I shall resume napping... for now.

This is the cutest little drama I’ve read all day. Your dog has such a magical soul… and a very convincing one too

 

[URum]

Okay

 

[Solara]

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U have 4 kitties ! A dog ! And what more????

 

[URum]

U have 4 kitties ! A dog ! And what more????

6 kitties on n off a dog n the strays about 5 I love animals they only give love plus the she cat is preggo again

 

[Solara]

6 kitties on n off a dog n the strays about 5 I love animals they only give love plus the she cat is preggo again

How do u even have so much space in ur house ! Independent house?

 

[URum]

How do u even have so much space in ur house ! Independent house?

Yep

 

[Nemo]

'Treat Gods' that had me laughing! But yes hoomans are the 'Treat Gods' and god forbid we don't give the fur balls their treats... on demand... like geez!!

 

[Solara]

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Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 18 (dog version)

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