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Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 1

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Me: *plops onto the couch* "Okay, I’m exhausted. Can I just get five minutes of peace?"

Her: *immediately hops onto me* "Did you say five minutes of belly rubs? Because I’m ready. Let’s go."

Me: "No, I meant peace. Like... alone time."

Her: *gasps* "ALONE? Without me? Rude. I cancel your alone time. Come, scratch my ears. It’s therapeutic. For you. Obviously."

Me: *LOL* "You are such a drama queen."

Her: "I prefer the term center of your universe. Please adjust your vocabulary."

Me: "Fine, Your Highness. Any royal requests?"

Her: "Yes. One, a snack. Two, another snack. Three, you stop leaving me for ‘work’ and just stay here forever. Deal?"

Me: "That’s not how the economy works, sweetheart."

Her: *sighs dramatically* "Ugh, humans and their ‘jobs’. *Rolls her eyes* Just admit you’re escaping to play with other dogs."

Me: "I only play with spreadsheets and mails. You can have those if you want."

Her: "Pass. But you’re bringing me a treat when you come back, or I chew exactly one slipper. Your favorite one. Again."

Me: *grinning* "You little menace. I love you." *Boops her nose*

Her: *nuzzles* "I know. I love you too."

 
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Solara said:
Me: *plops onto the couch* "Okay, I’m exhausted. Can I just get five minutes of peace?"

Her: *immediately hops onto me* "Did you say five minutes of belly rubs? Because I’m ready. Let’s go."

Me: "No, I meant peace. Like... alone time."

Her: *gasps* "ALONE? Without me? Rude. I cancel your alone time. Come, scratch my ears. It’s therapeutic. For you. Obviously."

Me: *LOL* "You are such a drama queen."

Her: "I prefer the term center of your universe. Please adjust your vocabulary."

Me: "Fine, Your Highness. Any royal requests?"

Her: "Yes. One, a snack. Two, another snack. Three, you stop leaving me for ‘work’ and just stay here forever. Deal?"

Me: "That’s not how the economy works, sweetheart."

Her: *sighs dramatically* "Ugh, humans and their ‘jobs’. *Rolls her eyes* Just admit you’re escaping to play with other dogs."

Me: "I only play with spreadsheets and mails. You can have those if you want."

Her: "Pass. But you’re bringing me a treat when you come back, or I chew exactly one slipper. Your favorite one. Again."

Me: *grinning* "You little menace. I love you." *Boops her nose*

Her: *nuzzles* "I know. I love you too."
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I’m dying here! She’s basically the CEO of your household, and you’re just the intern who has to keep up with her demands. The “center of your universe” line? Iconic. I bet you never knew you signed up to be a personal snack dispenser and full-time belly-rub artist!


Also, that slipper threat? Savage. She’s playing 4D chess while you’re stuck in checkers. Keep the updates coming, I feel like I’m watching the best romcom of 2025! :heart1:
 
Solara said:
Me: *plops onto the couch* "Okay, I’m exhausted. Can I just get five minutes of peace?"

Her: *immediately hops onto me* "Did you say five minutes of belly rubs? Because I’m ready. Let’s go."

Me: "No, I meant peace. Like... alone time."

Her: *gasps* "ALONE? Without me? Rude. I cancel your alone time. Come, scratch my ears. It’s therapeutic. For you. Obviously."

Me: *LOL* "You are such a drama queen."

Her: "I prefer the term center of your universe. Please adjust your vocabulary."

Me: "Fine, Your Highness. Any royal requests?"

Her: "Yes. One, a snack. Two, another snack. Three, you stop leaving me for ‘work’ and just stay here forever. Deal?"

Me: "That’s not how the economy works, sweetheart."

Her: *sighs dramatically* "Ugh, humans and their ‘jobs’. *Rolls her eyes* Just admit you’re escaping to play with other dogs."

Me: "I only play with spreadsheets and mails. You can have those if you want."

Her: "Pass. But you’re bringing me a treat when you come back, or I chew exactly one slipper. Your favorite one. Again."

Me: *grinning* "You little menace. I love you." *Boops her nose*

Her: *nuzzles* "I know. I love you too."
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You dont know your talent. In case you start writing on Devil , you have that ability , we ll fall in love with even Devil. Was just kidding about that monkey comment.. And I know you are very sporty. We dont need to pretend, can we say that to @Solara or not. Your pet is really lucky to have you around. I assume , here we know animals speaks, thinks , discuss. So, excitedly awaiting for lots to come n entertain us. :cool:
 

Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 2

Previous Episode [Scene opens: I walk into the room, and my dog is proudly sitting on the couch with one of my socks in her mouth.] Me: "Ma’am… is that my sock in your royal mouth?" She (tail wagging, totally unbothered): "It was lonely. I rescued it. You’re welcome." Me: "You do realize I...
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