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If men could get pregnant

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So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
 
Illusion said:
So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
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Absolutely not from d...That thing is not dilating to 10 cm
Bt can imagine coming out from it
He: Doc I can't pee properly after chili how will I PUSH OUT A HUMAN??
Doctor: Sir, we have made you a zipper upgrade..lol
Hard pass.
Wait..
He: m gonna breastfeed too??..heheh
N the doctor: u hv 2 nipples
He: I hv them to decorate not dairy..
Hehe
 
Illusion said:
So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would have been a five-minute in-office procedure covered by all major health insurance plans since 1950.
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Illusion said:
So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
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This was the plot of the movie Junior by Arnol Schwarzenegger
He ends up giving birth to twins
It was a proper C section
 
Illusion said:
So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
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You aren't having an illusion.
Instead, illusion is having you.:whistle:
 
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Illusion said:
So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
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Don't know about this thing lol so confusing o_O :eek:shocked-surprised (1).gif

Imagine men can have periods we can do piercing blood technique it will be hella crazy ngl cuz we already have a natural gun tbh we just need the different colour of the attack now .
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URum said:
This was the plot of the movie Junior by Arnol Schwarzenegger
He ends up giving birth to twins
It was a proper C section
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It's been a long time i heard about that movie , it was such a comedy movie lol also underated movie of Arnold .
 
Illusion said:
So this random thought just attacked my brain like, what if men could get pregnant… normally! Like no science experiment, no futuristic machine, just with natural intercourse...like women do..

But wait my real concern is- how are they gonna deliver the baby?!
C-section? Okay, maybe.
But if not… then from where?? Front? Back? Sideways?? Of Do we have to build a new exit door or what?!:):) no I mean I can't imagine that the baby is coming out form the dick:) omggg!!!

Like Just imagine-
Doctor: "Sir, it's time to push!"
Man: "PUSH FROM WHERE???" Lol
( Leh doc is also confused)

Like seriously… from where are they giving birth?!
Front? Back? Wait another option...what about mouth? Omahhhh goshhhh!!!!
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Really ?? I think I have to say RIP SCIENCE here to a science student and an upcoming doctor @Sweetheart

Would you like to tell me how will you insert sperm inside him?? how it's possible without ovaries uterus cervix ??? How can you generate that feel which a female feels when she is pregnant, when she feels baby inside her and provide love?

You are questioning to things of nature ?? There is one rule if you want output then you have to give input .....from where you will give input ?? Which way? Please explain
 
SidHeart said:
Really ?? I think I have to say RIP SCIENCE here to a science student and an upcoming doctor @Sweetheart

Would you like to tell me how will you insert sperm inside him?? how it's possible without ovaries uterus cervix ??? How can you generate that feel which a female feels when she is pregnant, when she feels baby inside her and provide love?

You are questioning to things of nature ?? There is one rule if you want output then you have to give input .....from where you will give input ?? Which way? Please explain
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Are you stupid or what?? I just said Imagine just imagine... It's purely hypothetical... Read it before saying anything..
 
IF men could give birth it would be the end of humanity ,they can barely survive a cold let alone 9 months of cramps , lack of sleep ,constant peeing , back pain ,clothes that dont fit ,wanting to eat everything they can then having to go through contractions that feel like your insides are being ripped apart.
now imagine this The average newborn's head measures 13 3/4 inches (35 cm) Which has to pass through 1 the pelvis into the birth canal out of a hole that is only dilated to 10cm and through the Vagina (which is two to four inches long when Not aroused and 4 to 8 inches when aroused, yep sorry guys but your so called 9 inches wont fit ) .
we also have the three stages of birth

First stage = The onset of contractions (muscle cramps and lower back pain ) that gets stronger and more progressive as the cervix dilates (which can take hours at the rate of 1cm per hour ), this stage can take 4 -8 hours or even longer if your water hasn't broken and there are no signs of fetal destress

Second stage= stronger contractions as the baby's head passes through the pelvic entrance and into the birth canal ,by this stage the cervix is fully dilated and the sensation to Bare down and push is needed ( just so you know pushing can cause blood vessels to pop in your eyes ,so advised to put your chin on your chest when pushing ) , this stage can take 20 mins to 2 hours

Third stage=once you have been stretched and possible suffered tearing ,you have delivered your baby ,you have to now deliver the placenta (yep the contractions and pain dont stop once the baby is out ) ,once you have done that which can take yet another 5 - 30 mins then adding possible stitches depending how your were torn (which can go all the way to your anus ) you have completed which us WOMEN can do without complaint

so now you have a general idea of the process
Honestly How many of you MEN think you could handle that or is @Illusion thought just wishful thinking
 
Aphrodite said:
IF men could give birth it would be the end of humanity ,they can barely survive a cold let alone 9 months of cramps , lack of sleep ,constant peeing , back pain ,clothes that dont fit ,wanting to eat everything they can then having to go through contractions that feel like your insides are being ripped apart.
now imagine this The average newborn's head measures 13 3/4 inches (35 cm) Which has to pass through 1 the pelvis into the birth canal out of a hole that is only dilated to 10cm and through the Vagina (which is two to four inches long when Not aroused and 4 to 8 inches when aroused, yep sorry guys but your so called 9 inches wont fit ) .
we also have the three stages of birth

First stage = The onset of contractions (muscle cramps and lower back pain ) that gets stronger and more progressive as the cervix dilates (which can take hours at the rate of 1cm per hour ), this stage can take 4 -8 hours or even longer if your water hasn't broken and there are no signs of fetal destress

Second stage= stronger contractions as the baby's head passes through the pelvic entrance and into the birth canal ,by this stage the cervix is fully dilated and the sensation to Bare down and push is needed ( just so you know pushing can cause blood vessels to pop in your eyes ,so advised to put your chin on your chest when pushing ) , this stage can take 20 mins to 2 hours

Third stage=once you have been stretched and possible suffered tearing ,you have delivered your baby ,you have to now deliver the placenta (yep the contractions and pain dont stop once the baby is out ) ,once you have done that which can take yet another 5 - 30 mins then adding possible stitches depending how your were torn (which can go all the way to your anus ) you have completed which us WOMEN can do without complaint

so now you have a general idea of the process
Honestly How many of you MEN think you could handle that or is @Illusion thought just wishful thinking
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My goodness !! I mean I knew pregnancy was hard and caused pain, but I had no idea in THAT detailed tbh... like the measurements and everything. Ngl it actually scared the hell out of me. I can feel the pain just reading it.. I don even know how to explain that rn tbh..Hats off to all the ladies who go through this... seriously..And yeah… now I get it. men giving birth idea, Pure wishful thinking. Men could never survive that much pain. I mean… some of them scream like the world is ending just when their penis gets stuck in the zipper of their pants, and they actually call that the "hardest pain ever" :)So yeah… no, they're definitely not surviving nine months of labor and the birth pain
 
Illusion said:
Are you stupid or what?? I just said Imagine just imagine... It's purely hypothetical... Read it before saying anything..
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Where is written that "Imagine if a man can get pregnant" please show
Now if a man started getting pregnant then there will be no difference between a man and a woman.
I don't know from..where you imagine
 
Oh damn, looks like it's portrayed that men are fit for nothing.:Laugh1:
There are no arguments about the pregnancy pain for women. Agreed.

That doesn't mean we are travelling at ease during the journey.
Seeing our loved ones suffering in pain isn't something easily tackled.

But here is what men do:


Inspired by real experiences shared by couples and mothers.
A husband noticed the little changes in his wife as she approached the early months of pregnancy—a gentle tiredness, sudden cravings, and a new vulnerability that made him want to do everything he could for her.
He made it his mission to ensure she never felt alone on the journey.
Mornings started with her favorite breakfast, carefully chosen after her bouts of morning sickness, and he accompanied her to every prenatal appointment, jotting down questions and supporting her as they navigated health worries and hopes for the baby together.
When her feet swelled, he gently massaged them each night and picked up the tasks she couldn’t do, never complaining, always attentive.
He celebrated with her during the good ultrasounds and sat quietly, holding her hand through anxious moments.
As her body changed and her emotions sometimes overwhelmed her, he offered gentle words and hugs, listening more than speaking.
Near the end of her pregnancy, when sleep became elusive and every movement a challenge, he set up pillows to help her rest, ran last-minute errands, and reminded her every day how much she was loved.
When the time came, he stayed by her side, encouraging her, sharing her pain and her joy as they welcomed their child together—beginning anew, buoyed by a foundation of small acts of love and unwavering care.
 
SidHeart said:
Where is written that "Imagine if a man can get pregnant" please show
Now if a man started getting pregnant then there will be no difference between a man and a woman.
I don't know from..where you imagine
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DO u know the meaning of 'What if'
 
SidHeart said:
Where is written that "Imagine if a man can get pregnant" please show
Now if a man started getting pregnant then there will be no difference between a man and a woman.
I don't know from..where you imagine
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There she is written what if men could get pregnant… normally so she is totally correct there.

“what if” can be used to show an imaginary or hypothetical situation .

(something you imagine or suppose might happen).

We can use what if term to express the imagination term also both have same fundamentals . Lol

We coders often used if and else statement to show the same fundamentals haha
 
ASHURA said:
There she is written what if men could get pregnant… normally so she is totally correct there.

“what if” can be used to show an imaginary or hypothetical situation .

(something you imagine or suppose might happen).

We can use what if term to express the imagination term also both have same fundamentals . Lol

We coders often used if and else statement to show the same fundamentals haha
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Typical software engineer :Cwl:
 
SidHeart said:
Really ?? I think I have to say RIP SCIENCE here to a science student and an upcoming doctor @Sweetheart

Would you like to tell me how will you insert sperm inside him?? how it's possible without ovaries uterus cervix ??? How can you generate that feel which a female feels when she is pregnant, when she feels baby inside her and provide love?

You are questioning to things of nature ?? There is one rule if you want output then you have to give input .....from where you will give input ?? Which way? Please explain
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Wow this question escalated from biology to philosophy real quick..Relax — it’s just a casual convo..Don’t stress your tiny brain take a chill pill ​
 
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