Scene 1: Morning Madness
Boobie:- **yawns** Hey hooman, good morninggg!
Me:- Wtff!!! why are u doing peek-a-boo at 7 a.m.?
Boobie:- Blame urself fucker! Dreaming about ur "crush" again crushed me like I'm a stress ball!! U heartless!! -_-
Me:- hey Shhh! Don't expose me first thing in the morning!
Boobie:- Oh please, we've seen worse. Remember two days ago when everything was dry but I'm the only one who was wet cuz of ur saliva and I was almost feel dizzy cuz of ur round round game..
Me:- Shutttt uppp.. and Stop being so dramatic, or I'll wear bra rn..
Boobie:- gasp**., you fucker hooman! Try anything, and I swear I'll increase my size and stretch ur tops, ruin ur buttons, and make sure that half of ur favourite dress don't fit u anymore...
Me: **ughhh** You wouldn't...
Boobie:- try me **devil smirk**
•Scene 2: Hate bra than anything
Boobie:-: Aaaand here comes the torture again..
Me:- It's called a bra, and it's for public safety...
Boobiee :-Safety? This thing's tighter than your crush's mouth!!
Me:- Oh come on...**eyes roll**if I dont wear it, u two will start a jumping japang in the auto...
Boobie:- We were just vibing with the potholes!!! U boring girl..
Me:- Yeah, but the auto driver wasn't vibing, he was staring!
Boobie:- That's ur problem, not ours... Let us breathe or we'll do peek-a-boo again...
Me:- Fine..but if u slip out in public, then trust me tonight I'm gonna wear a tight bra too sleep after spanking ur mouth...
Boobies:- You heartless creature... I hope in ur next life u bcm boobies..let's see how you handle gravity, sweat, and strap marks , slap and kneading...
Me:- ughhh not again!!!
•Scene 3: Movie Time
Boobie:- Oh look, again u r watching steamy scene..umhuu!! **Smirk**
Me:- It's just drama... don't start again...ffs!!
Boobie:- "Just cinema"? then why on earth last time u pinch us at the mid night when we're sleeping soundly...
Me:- **eye rolls** Relax, I'm just watching!
Boobie:- Uh-huh. That's what u said before we ended up sore and red....
Me:- You're such drama queens...
Boobie:- And you're a pervert!
•Scene 4: The ending
Boobiee:- Anyway, goodnight hooman. Try not to dream of ur crush again... Atleast letme sleep too..
Me:- Can't promise that!!
Boobiee :- tsh..Fuck off......
Boobie:- **yawns** Hey hooman, good morninggg!
Me:- Wtff!!! why are u doing peek-a-boo at 7 a.m.?
Boobie:- Blame urself fucker! Dreaming about ur "crush" again crushed me like I'm a stress ball!! U heartless!! -_-
Me:- hey Shhh! Don't expose me first thing in the morning!
Boobie:- Oh please, we've seen worse. Remember two days ago when everything was dry but I'm the only one who was wet cuz of ur saliva and I was almost feel dizzy cuz of ur round round game..
Me:- Shutttt uppp.. and Stop being so dramatic, or I'll wear bra rn..
Boobie:- gasp**., you fucker hooman! Try anything, and I swear I'll increase my size and stretch ur tops, ruin ur buttons, and make sure that half of ur favourite dress don't fit u anymore...
Me: **ughhh** You wouldn't...
Boobie:- try me **devil smirk**
•Scene 2: Hate bra than anything
Boobie:-: Aaaand here comes the torture again..
Me:- It's called a bra, and it's for public safety...
Boobiee :-Safety? This thing's tighter than your crush's mouth!!
Me:- Oh come on...**eyes roll**if I dont wear it, u two will start a jumping japang in the auto...
Boobie:- We were just vibing with the potholes!!! U boring girl..
Me:- Yeah, but the auto driver wasn't vibing, he was staring!
Boobie:- That's ur problem, not ours... Let us breathe or we'll do peek-a-boo again...
Me:- Fine..but if u slip out in public, then trust me tonight I'm gonna wear a tight bra too sleep after spanking ur mouth...
Boobies:- You heartless creature... I hope in ur next life u bcm boobies..let's see how you handle gravity, sweat, and strap marks , slap and kneading...
Me:- ughhh not again!!!
•Scene 3: Movie Time
Boobie:- Oh look, again u r watching steamy scene..umhuu!! **Smirk**
Me:- It's just drama... don't start again...ffs!!
Boobie:- "Just cinema"? then why on earth last time u pinch us at the mid night when we're sleeping soundly...
Me:- **eye rolls** Relax, I'm just watching!
Boobie:- Uh-huh. That's what u said before we ended up sore and red....
Me:- You're such drama queens...
Boobie:- And you're a pervert!
•Scene 4: The ending
Boobiee:- Anyway, goodnight hooman. Try not to dream of ur crush again... Atleast letme sleep too..
Me:- Can't promise that!!
Boobiee :- tsh..Fuck off......
I used to charge $75.00 an hour as a criminal psychologist, you my dear, need a psychiatrist for mental wackos that talk to their titties. That will be about $200.00 an hour and all the "happy pills" they can prescribe to you. 
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