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FIGHT TIME IN ZOZO-- 7 TYPES OF PPL YOU'LL ENCOUNTER

ukgirl said:
10. The Innocent-Looking Instigator aka The Selective Victim Card User
Ah yes, the one who walks in like a saint, they pose as the voice of reason, speak in polished platitudes, and craft the perfect image of calm leadership, and acts like they’re above all drama — while secretly handing out matches behind the scenes.

They play the peaceful composed “good one” in public, but in private? They’re fueling conflicts, silently cheering on those who stir the pot, and giving moral support to chaos — as long as it’s not directed at them. They’re not neutral, just calculated. They stir chaos in whispers, hide behind diplomacy when confronted, and only display moral outrage when it won’t cost them social points.

They never take a stand when others are attacked, don’t speak up when abuse happens, and pretend not to see the bullying — unless, of course, they become the target.
Then suddenly, it’s a full-blown meltdown, and they start playing the victim card on loop, acting like the universe just conspired to destroy the one innocent soul left online.

Their motto?
“If it’s not about me, it’s not my problem — but if it becomes about me, I want justice, empathy, and public sympathy immediately.”

They cry wolf when it’s convenient, but when others are bleeding, they hand out blindfolds.
And don’t be fooled by the polished image — behind that “voice of reason” tone is someone who knows exactly how to manipulate the room, without ever getting their hands dirty. They wear righteousness like a costume and victimhood like armor.

And if emotional manipulation were an Olympic sport? This one would not only compete — they’d host, judge, and collect the gold medal.
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Why my inner self is forcing me to mention them?:Cwl:
 
mysteriouzz said:
Why my inner self is forcing me to mention them?:Cwl:
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DevilsAdvocate said:
9th Type of People:
The undercover messiah — they silently observe everything from their invisible throne, never taking a side while the room burns like a Diwali rocket gone wrong. Their favorite strategy? "Let chaos cook... then arrive with a halo once it's over."


They stay neutral not out of wisdom, but to preserve their spotless image, never risking a word that might crinkle their clean PR sheet. When things hit the fan, suddenly they appear — voice calm, tone wise, and posture saintly — like they just returned from a Himalayan retreat.

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Basically, they’re the Netflix buffer circle of chat politics: always present, but never quite loading when needed.:bandid:
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Illusion said:
Hellooo, Welcome to the Drama Zone, where the entertainment is free ( no subscription required):p, and the popcorn is virtual! All you need is a stable Wi-Fi connection and a strong stomach to witness the antics of our beloved characters..

So there are few types of people i have seen when anything happens:---

1. The Poky Nose:- I bet they have the sharpest nose ever, you know why?? Cause that's why they always love to rub thr nose ( opsie im not doing body shaming but nose shaming :p) These nosy parkers have a PhD in Poking Their Noses into Other People's Business. They can't resist injecting their opinions, even when nobody asked for them....View attachment 349410

2. The Screenshotter: This group is obsessed with capturing screenshots (Just like 'tu kheech Meri photo tu kheech meri photo tu kheech meri photo piaa) And here we're talking Olympic-level screenshotting skills. Their phones are like digital hoarders, storing thousands of images with captions like "Exhibit A" and "Proof of Drama... I'm really curious about one thing guys- What's your phone's storage????? View attachment 349405

3. The Silent Watcher:- These spectators are like the couch potatoes of the Drama Zone....Yeah they're just to lazy to move thr ass so mostly they sit back, relax, and enjoy the show with a bucket of virtual popcorn.... View attachment 349406

4. The Fuel Burner: Here come mah most favourite category... Well if you think this people are normal people then congratulations You're in illusion.... Ofc they re not normal they're more like 'walking fuel ' whenever two persons are fighting they'll just pour gasoline on a spark and watch the drama explode... Just don't give them a match! Btw I have something to say ya guys... you know recently fuel is getting expensive so why don't u guys help me to cook food... you guys do have a store of it within u :Drunk: IView attachment 349407

5. The Meme Maker: And here the legend comes... This group is like the comedy writers of the Drama Zone. Ofc not stand up comedian but we're lazy comedian so we do all thing when we're sitting on couch and craft hilarious memes and jokes, wearing Pj's... And you know there re so good at working with one hand (stop you dirty minded people i mean there another hand is always busy to eat popcorn while making meme)View attachment 349408

6. The Padosan Wali Aunty: This nosy aunt is like the Drama Zone's resident gossip columnist. She'll dish out the latest scoop, even if it's none of her business... Mostly they're known as "CCTV lite" and sometimes I feel like they're relative of those Poky Nose....View attachment 349409

7. The Emotional Rollercoaster: Well This ppl are like a feelings Ferris wheel - unpredictable and prone to sudden ups and downs. No matter what you say, they'll somehow manage to steer the conversation towards their own emotional story. Buckle up, because with this person, you're in for a wild emotional ride!



Example:
You: "Hey, I'm so sorry to hear about the fight."
Emotional Rollercoaster: "Oh, yeah... fights. That reminds me of the time I had a huge argument with my frnd. I was so hurt, I didn't eat for days(with holding a large pizza in thr hand) View attachment 349411


Guess what I successfully matched with all the category:p so I'm not legend I'm legend ultra pro max:

(PS:- This post is only for fun purposes even tho i know I'm being illusional bcz it's not funny)
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still don't get it which category i fall lol
 
jasminee said:
Uhuu uhuuu I guess I can enter here....heheh:makeup::spoileralert:ahaan you show the reality omfoooo I can't denied and literally I see all of them but I guess you forgot one more type which is "bomb exploded" I mean by this :worried:those who tried their best to hide their anger and jealousy behind us and silently backstabbing slowly slowly so that we don't know about this which is fill in their heart and mind but when they can't take it anymore,they can't see us happy finally they exploded their hate into abused or sarcasm or I can say revealing some secrets which they know :rock:...... between very nice explanation nice skill u killing it.....;)

Most scary person is screenshotters they deleted their things so that people don't know what they said to other but taking others SS or asking for SS so that they can make other to hate them hahaha.....
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I really wanna call them "slow- poison" lol:p
 
AASHVATHKANNA said:
U forgot the 8th class : the back side sparker - who digs both sides on their back n get entertained when they fight
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Yeah and guess what? Literally, they think they're so perfect to join the CID uffoo not Crime Investigation Department, but Circus Investigators Department...
 
DevilsAdvocate said:
9th Type of People:
The undercover messiah — they silently observe everything from their invisible throne, never taking a side while the room burns like a Diwali rocket gone wrong. Their favorite strategy? "Let chaos cook... then arrive with a halo once it's over."


They stay neutral not out of wisdom, but to preserve their spotless image, never risking a word that might crinkle their clean PR sheet. When things hit the fan, suddenly they appear — voice calm, tone wise, and posture saintly — like they just returned from a Himalayan retreat.

View attachment 349526


Basically, they’re the Netflix buffer circle of chat politics: always present, but never quite loading when needed.:bandid:
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Ohoooo they're like 'Politician of zozo' - ofcourse they need to win the election I mean sele
DevilsAdvocate said:
9th Type of People:
The undercover messiah — they silently observe everything from their invisible throne, never taking a side while the room burns like a Diwali rocket gone wrong. Their favorite strategy? "Let chaos cook... then arrive with a halo once it's over."


They stay neutral not out of wisdom, but to preserve their spotless image, never risking a word that might crinkle their clean PR sheet. When things hit the fan, suddenly they appear — voice calm, tone wise, and posture saintly — like they just returned from a Himalayan retreat.

View attachment 349526


Basically, they’re the Netflix buffer circle of chat politics: always present, but never quite loading when needed.:bandid:
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Lol Their motto? It should be something like 'Why take a stand when you can take a seat... and wait for the drama to pass?'
Well I'm not saying they're fake, but their 'concern' is as genuine as a politician's promise during election season!!
 
Nihaaa said:
You're absolutely right,
drama can pop up anywhere.. No matter what how you are good or bad ..
drama often stems from people's own perspectives, and it's up to us to rise above... Ignoring the noise and focusing on our own journey is key. Your mantra of staying calm, ignoring with silence, and being stubborn in your convictions is a great way to navigate life's challenges! I'm saying every situation to my self Keep shining, stay strong..!! ✨❤️
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That's actually nice... Just think dog's are barking and just ignore... But sometimes they do push us to our limits
 
ukgirl said:
10. The Innocent-Looking Instigator aka The Selective Victim Card User
Ah yes, the one who walks in like a saint, they pose as the voice of reason, speak in polished platitudes, and craft the perfect image of calm leadership, and acts like they’re above all drama — while secretly handing out matches behind the scenes.

They play the peaceful composed “good one” in public, but in private? They’re fueling conflicts, silently cheering on those who stir the pot, and giving moral support to chaos — as long as it’s not directed at them. They’re not neutral, just calculated. They stir chaos in whispers, hide behind diplomacy when confronted, and only display moral outrage when it won’t cost them social points.

They never take a stand when others are attacked, don’t speak up when abuse happens, and pretend not to see the bullying — unless, of course, they become the target.
Then suddenly, it’s a full-blown meltdown, and they start playing the victim card on loop, acting like the universe just conspired to destroy the one innocent soul left online.

Their motto?
“If it’s not about me, it’s not my problem — but if it becomes about me, I want justice, empathy, and public sympathy immediately.”

They cry wolf when it’s convenient, but when others are bleeding, they hand out blindfolds.
And don’t be fooled by the polished image — behind that “voice of reason” tone is someone who knows exactly how to manipulate the room, without ever getting their hands dirty. They wear righteousness like a costume and victimhood like armor.

And if emotional manipulation were an Olympic sport? This one would not only compete — they’d host, judge, and collect the gold medal.
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They're like 'Wolves in a sheep's clothing '-
Or maybe a victimhood vampire:- who loves to suck the all sympathy and attention...

Shiaaa now i got it why @mysteriouzz wanna tag those people, it's so relatable even tho my fingers are feeling itchy to mention thr name...uff I better use itchguard :worried:
 
Illusion said:
Hellooo, Welcome to the Drama Zone, where the entertainment is free ( no subscription required):p, and the popcorn is virtual! All you need is a stable Wi-Fi connection and a strong stomach to witness the antics of our beloved characters..

So there are few types of people i have seen when anything happens:---

1. The Poky Nose:- I bet they have the sharpest nose ever, you know why?? Cause that's why they always love to rub thr nose ( opsie im not doing body shaming but nose shaming :p) These nosy parkers have a PhD in Poking Their Noses into Other People's Business. They can't resist injecting their opinions, even when nobody asked for them....View attachment 349410

2. The Screenshotter: This group is obsessed with capturing screenshots (Just like 'tu kheech Meri photo tu kheech meri photo tu kheech meri photo piaa) And here we're talking Olympic-level screenshotting skills. Their phones are like digital hoarders, storing thousands of images with captions like "Exhibit A" and "Proof of Drama... I'm really curious about one thing guys- What's your phone's storage????? View attachment 349405

3. The Silent Watcher:- These spectators are like the couch potatoes of the Drama Zone....Yeah they're just to lazy to move thr ass so mostly they sit back, relax, and enjoy the show with a bucket of virtual popcorn.... View attachment 349406

4. The Fuel Burner: Here come mah most favourite category... Well if you think this people are normal people then congratulations You're in illusion.... Ofc they re not normal they're more like 'walking fuel ' whenever two persons are fighting they'll just pour gasoline on a spark and watch the drama explode... Just don't give them a match! Btw I have something to say ya guys... you know recently fuel is getting expensive so why don't u guys help me to cook food... you guys do have a store of it within u :Drunk: IView attachment 349407

5. The Meme Maker: And here the legend comes... This group is like the comedy writers of the Drama Zone. Ofc not stand up comedian but we're lazy comedian so we do all thing when we're sitting on couch and craft hilarious memes and jokes, wearing Pj's... And you know there re so good at working with one hand (stop you dirty minded people i mean there another hand is always busy to eat popcorn while making meme)View attachment 349408

6. The Padosan Wali Aunty: This nosy aunt is like the Drama Zone's resident gossip columnist. She'll dish out the latest scoop, even if it's none of her business... Mostly they're known as "CCTV lite" and sometimes I feel like they're relative of those Poky Nose....View attachment 349409

7. The Emotional Rollercoaster: Well This ppl are like a feelings Ferris wheel - unpredictable and prone to sudden ups and downs. No matter what you say, they'll somehow manage to steer the conversation towards their own emotional story. Buckle up, because with this person, you're in for a wild emotional ride!



Example:
You: "Hey, I'm so sorry to hear about the fight."
Emotional Rollercoaster: "Oh, yeah... fights. That reminds me of the time I had a huge argument with my frnd. I was so hurt, I didn't eat for days(with holding a large pizza in thr hand) View attachment 349411


Guess what I successfully matched with all the category:p so I'm not legend I'm legend ultra pro max:

(PS:- This post is only for fun purposes even tho i know I'm being illusional bcz it's not funny)
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Illu can I marry your brain
 
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