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[Captain Ching]

Ishq ka rog toh phir bhi jhel jaye banda - Par yeh acidity ka rog toh bina kahe hi rula deta hai!



TOH JANAB AISA HAI KI KEHTE HAI .....

Ishq mein thokar khayein par khana time par khaayein
Ishq mein thokar khayein par khana time par khaayein

— varna yeh seene ki jalan acche-acche Majnu ko bhi sabak sikha deti Hai.





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Majnu bhi kya kare janab, jab ENO hi ek akhri sahara bacha hai
Khana time par khao warna ye seene ki jalan Majnu ko Laila bhula ke gelusil dhoondne par majboor kar deti hai...

 

[Dom55]

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Awesome. Ty for sharing . Keep it up.

 

[TheWanderer]

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Nice..

 

[Siddharth1990]

Majnu bhi kya kare janab, jab ENO hi ek akhri sahara bacha hai
Khana time par khao warna ye seene ki jalan Majnu ko Laila bhula ke gelusil dhoondne par majboor kar deti hai...

Wah Janab ,

Is Musayare Ko Thora Aur Aage Badhate Hai..

Seene ki jalan aur acidity acche acche Majnu ko Laila ki yaad bhula kar medical store bhaagne par majboor kar deti hai.




Kaptain Sahab , Arz kiya hai!


Acidity aur heartburn ke dard ko bayan karti ek aur mazedaar shayari aapke pesh-e-khidmat hai :-


Jara Gaur Farmaeaga .....



Mohabbat ki raah mein aese bhatak gaye,
Laila ki gali chhod , medical store par atak gaye.
Hum toh samjhe the dil mein unki yaad ka diya jala hai ,
Par doctor ne bataya ye toh pet ka acid hai jo seene mein chadha hai!

 

[AsikAwara]

Av Tak chal raha h

Pacemaker ki battery tiki hai ab tak

 

[Siddharth1990]

Av Tak chal raha h

Pacemaker ki battery tiki hai ab tak

Ye Battery China Ki Thore Hai Babu , " Chale Toh Chand Tk Warna Sham tk."


It's Of Duracell , Jo Chale Bahot Lamba......
.

 

[Captain Ching]

Awesome. Ty for sharing . Keep it up.

Welcome

 

[Captain Ching]

Wah Janab ,

Is Musayare Ko Thora Aur Aage Badhate Hai..

Seene ki jalan aur acidity acche acche Majnu ko Laila ki yaad bhula kar medical store bhaagne par majboor kar deti hai.




Kaptain Sahab , Arz kiya hai!


Acidity aur heartburn ke dard ko bayan karti ek aur mazedaar shayari aapke pesh-e-khidmat hai :-


Jara Gaur Farmaeaga .....



Mohabbat ki raah mein aese bhatak gaye,
Laila ki gali chhod , medical store par atak gaye.
Hum toh samjhe the dil mein unki yaad ka diya jala hai ,
Par doctor ne bataya ye toh pet ka acid hai jo seene mein chadha hai!


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Ishq ke bukhaar ka koi syrup nahi aata,
Doctor bhi kya kare jab patient hi hai bewakoof thoda sa!
Laila ki gali mein waise bhi rash bohot tha,
Acidity ki goli khao aur thanda doodh piyo....

 

[Captain Ching]

Av Tak chal raha h

Pacemaker ki battery tiki hai ab tak

Bhak

 

[Captain Ching]

Av Tak chal raha h

Pacemaker ki battery tiki hai ab tak

Ye Battery China Ki Thore Hai Babu , " Chale Toh Chand Tk Warna Sham tk."


It's Of Duracell , Jo Chale Bahot Lamba......
.

Dono ko

 

[Siddharth1990]

Ishq ke bukhaar ka koi syrup nahi aata,
Doctor bhi kya kare jab patient hi hai bewakoof thoda sa!
Laila ki gali mein waise bhi rash bohot tha,
Acidity ki goli khao aur thanda doodh piyo....

Doctor :- Your X-ray shows a broken heart and extreme acid reflux.

Patient :- Doctor, is it because of love ?

Doctor :- No , it's because you drank spicy soup at midnight while crying over old texts Of Her. Take this antacid and block their number.


Ise Joke K Sath , मैं अपनी वाणी को विराम देता हूँ।


Aapka Bahot - बहुत धन्यवाद।

 

[Captain Ching]

Doctor :- Your X-ray shows a broken heart and extreme acid reflux.

Patient :- Doctor, is it because of love ?

Doctor :- No , it's because you drank spicy soup at midnight while crying over old texts Of Her. Take this antacid and block their number.


Ise Joke K Sath , मैं अपनी वाणी को विराम देता हूँ।


Aapka Bahot - बहुत धन्यवाद।

Hahaha, kya timing aur prescription hai! Doctor sahab ne toh ek hi jhatke mein heart, stomach aur toxic habits—teeno ka ilaaj kar diya. Dhanyawad itne badhiya joke ke liye........