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Boys don't eat, they devour-_-

Illusion

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So today my aunt made pooris, and I was happily eating mine, savoring every bite like a civilized human... Meanwhile my cousin finishes three pooris before I'm done with one... Can u believe it seriously?? Like bro, slow down yar.. this isn't a competitive eating show :rolleyes: And this isn't even the first time...Once I shared ice cream with my friend..Just one bite, and he ate half...Yeah u heard me right… HALF!! No i mean I don get it..Do boys have secret vacuum mouths or what??:rolleyes:

Ofc we know that u guys love to devour..no matter whether it's 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 or so on...U love to stuff ur mouth with it...But that doesn't mean you're going to practice it with food too!!:confused: Our three bites = your one bite...Gosh... Like seriously if you're eating with ur male friend, trust me, u won't even have time to blink... Like once you blink and ur food is gone... Poofs**

(I really feel like Boys eat like hungry dinosaurs...So dear girlies, please guard ur plate, hide ur ice cream, and pray ur poori survives lol):angry:
 
Illusion said:
So today my aunt made pooris, and I was happily eating mine, savoring every bite like a civilized human... Meanwhile my cousin finishes three pooris before I'm done with one... Can u believe it seriously?? Like bro, slow down yar.. this isn't a competitive eating show :rolleyes: And this isn't even the first time...Once I shared ice cream with my friend..Just one bite, and he ate half...Yeah u heard me right… HALF!! No i mean I don get it..Do boys have secret vacuum mouths or what??:rolleyes:

Ofc we know that u guys love to devour..no matter whether it's 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 or so on...U love to stuff ur mouth with it...But that doesn't mean you're going to practice it with food too!!:confused: Our three bites = your one bite...Gosh... Like seriously if you're eating with ur male friend, trust me, u won't even have time to blink... Like once you blink and ur food is gone... Poofs**

(I really feel like Boys eat like hungry dinosaurs...So dear girlies, please guard ur plate, hide ur ice cream, and pray ur poori survives lol):angry:
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Was your poori stolen ? :Laugh1:
 
Illusion said:
So today my aunt made pooris, and I was happily eating mine, savoring every bite like a civilized human... Meanwhile my cousin finishes three pooris before I'm done with one... Can u believe it seriously?? Like bro, slow down yar.. this isn't a competitive eating show :rolleyes: And this isn't even the first time...Once I shared ice cream with my friend..Just one bite, and he ate half...Yeah u heard me right… HALF!! No i mean I don get it..Do boys have secret vacuum mouths or what??:rolleyes:

Ofc we know that u guys love to devour..no matter whether it's 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 or so on...U love to stuff ur mouth with it...But that doesn't mean you're going to practice it with food too!!:confused: Our three bites = your one bite...Gosh... Like seriously if you're eating with ur male friend, trust me, u won't even have time to blink... Like once you blink and ur food is gone... Poofs**

(I really feel like Boys eat like hungry dinosaurs...So dear girlies, please guard ur plate, hide ur ice cream, and pray ur poori survives lol):angry:
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Take speed of 3 times to 1 of girls as new normal. We guys are like Arjun Guru Dhraun's Student. Stick to our only goal of eating . No snaps . No selfies. Next time when ratios is more then 3 poories to 1 then only complain. :nerdy:
 
Dom55 said:
Take speed of 3 times to 1 of girls as new normal. We guys are like Arjun Guru Dhraun's Student. Stick to our only goal of eating . No snaps . No selfies. Next time when ratios is more then 3 poories to 1 then only complain. :nerdy:
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I'll not complain I'll directly hit in the head:p
 
Illusion said:
So today my aunt made pooris, and I was happily eating mine, savoring every bite like a civilized human... Meanwhile my cousin finishes three pooris before I'm done with one... Can u believe it seriously?? Like bro, slow down yar.. this isn't a competitive eating show :rolleyes: And this isn't even the first time...Once I shared ice cream with my friend..Just one bite, and he ate half...Yeah u heard me right… HALF!! No i mean I don get it..Do boys have secret vacuum mouths or what??:rolleyes:

Ofc we know that u guys love to devour..no matter whether it's 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 or so on...U love to stuff ur mouth with it...But that doesn't mean you're going to practice it with food too!!:confused: Our three bites = your one bite...Gosh... Like seriously if you're eating with ur male friend, trust me, u won't even have time to blink... Like once you blink and ur food is gone... Poofs**

(I really feel like Boys eat like hungry dinosaurs...So dear girlies, please guard ur plate, hide ur ice cream, and pray ur poori survives lol):angry:
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I would say u guys have skill issues , i usually take 2 bites to finish a puri no need to take extra bites lol
 
Illusion said:
So today my aunt made pooris, and I was happily eating mine, savoring every bite like a civilized human... Meanwhile my cousin finishes three pooris before I'm done with one... Can u believe it seriously?? Like bro, slow down yar.. this isn't a competitive eating show :rolleyes: And this isn't even the first time...Once I shared ice cream with my friend..Just one bite, and he ate half...Yeah u heard me right… HALF!! No i mean I don get it..Do boys have secret vacuum mouths or what??:rolleyes:

Ofc we know that u guys love to devour..no matter whether it's 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 or so on...U love to stuff ur mouth with it...But that doesn't mean you're going to practice it with food too!!:confused: Our three bites = your one bite...Gosh... Like seriously if you're eating with ur male friend, trust me, u won't even have time to blink... Like once you blink and ur food is gone... Poofs**

(I really feel like Boys eat like hungry dinosaurs...So dear girlies, please guard ur plate, hide ur ice cream, and pray ur poori survives lol):angry:
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The thread title intrigued a lot more . When I was checking the notifs
 
Illusion said:
So today my aunt made pooris, and I was happily eating mine, savoring every bite like a civilized human... Meanwhile my cousin finishes three pooris before I'm done with one... Can u believe it seriously?? Like bro, slow down yar.. this isn't a competitive eating show :rolleyes: And this isn't even the first time...Once I shared ice cream with my friend..Just one bite, and he ate half...Yeah u heard me right… HALF!! No i mean I don get it..Do boys have secret vacuum mouths or what??:rolleyes:

Ofc we know that u guys love to devour..no matter whether it's 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 or so on...U love to stuff ur mouth with it...But that doesn't mean you're going to practice it with food too!!:confused: Our three bites = your one bite...Gosh... Like seriously if you're eating with ur male friend, trust me, u won't even have time to blink... Like once you blink and ur food is gone... Poofs**

(I really feel like Boys eat like hungry dinosaurs...So dear girlies, please guard ur plate, hide ur ice cream, and pray ur poori survives lol):angry:
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That's sloww. I can eat more than it def . And also don't worry even then we would have enjoyed eating. 1-2 bites is all needed for poori who needs more
 
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