stevexoxo
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The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite.
One day, while she was taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. Before leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, do you know your barracks door is open?" He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with her. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled vetran sitting on two old duffel bags."
One day, while she was taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. Before leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, do you know your barracks door is open?" He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with her. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled vetran sitting on two old duffel bags."
