Giffer
Favoured Frenzy
Oohhh @Aadam
I couldn't decide whether to write this in Malayalam or English. Let’s stick to English so everyone else can witness me exposing this guy. Welcome to the unboxing of Aadam, through my eyes.
I first heard about this legend under the username ChillChill from a close female friend. She described him as this cute, innocent boy with the purest heart on the internet. Naturally, because I possess a standard-issue male ego, I hated him instantly. I never like it when a girl I'm into praises another dude. So, I started secretly stalking his profile, looking for any dirt I could find just to ruin his reputation. Annoyingly, I found absolutely nothing.
A few weeks later, she came to me upset because ChillChill had stopped talking to her. Outwardly, I comforted her. Inwardly, I was throwing a massive victory parade. I thought, Wow, the universe did the dirty work for me, and I didn't even have to break a sweat. From that day on, ChillChill was dead to me.
Fast forward to the Zozo Room. I started chatting with this quiet, normal seeming user named Aadam. We had a few random conversations before the ultimate plot twist dropped: Aadam was ChillChill. I felt like I was stuck in a badly written movie loop. But strangely, I wasn’t even mad about it.Our relationship quickly evolved into its natural state: showing up on the wall just to insult each other. But underneath all the trolling, we actually had a lot in common. We sincerely cared about the same mutual friends, and more importantly, we shared the exact same toxic relationship with Manchester United.
GGMU. The only times we ever spoke like civilized human beings were when we were trauma-bonding over Man United. We debated our team's endless struggles and celebrated that brief, shining moment of success under Michael Carrick. One day, we will celebrate United lifting the Premier League trophy again. (Please don’t laugh,if even Arsenal can manage to do it, miracles are clearly real.)
I have plenty of other stories, but I’ll spare your reputation for now. Here’s hoping Aadam finally finds his Eve soon.
I couldn't decide whether to write this in Malayalam or English. Let’s stick to English so everyone else can witness me exposing this guy. Welcome to the unboxing of Aadam, through my eyes.
I first heard about this legend under the username ChillChill from a close female friend. She described him as this cute, innocent boy with the purest heart on the internet. Naturally, because I possess a standard-issue male ego, I hated him instantly. I never like it when a girl I'm into praises another dude. So, I started secretly stalking his profile, looking for any dirt I could find just to ruin his reputation. Annoyingly, I found absolutely nothing.
A few weeks later, she came to me upset because ChillChill had stopped talking to her. Outwardly, I comforted her. Inwardly, I was throwing a massive victory parade. I thought, Wow, the universe did the dirty work for me, and I didn't even have to break a sweat. From that day on, ChillChill was dead to me.
Fast forward to the Zozo Room. I started chatting with this quiet, normal seeming user named Aadam. We had a few random conversations before the ultimate plot twist dropped: Aadam was ChillChill. I felt like I was stuck in a badly written movie loop. But strangely, I wasn’t even mad about it.Our relationship quickly evolved into its natural state: showing up on the wall just to insult each other. But underneath all the trolling, we actually had a lot in common. We sincerely cared about the same mutual friends, and more importantly, we shared the exact same toxic relationship with Manchester United.
GGMU. The only times we ever spoke like civilized human beings were when we were trauma-bonding over Man United. We debated our team's endless struggles and celebrated that brief, shining moment of success under Michael Carrick. One day, we will celebrate United lifting the Premier League trophy again. (Please don’t laugh,if even Arsenal can manage to do it, miracles are clearly real.)
I have plenty of other stories, but I’ll spare your reputation for now. Here’s hoping Aadam finally finds his Eve soon.
