Wall Saints, Private Pookies, Chameleons? Cute categories. But y’all missed the real MVP,Sample Wall Conversation (Pretending to Be Innocent) - Wall Virgins
Me: Hey Beaches n pearls! Hope everyone’s havin a great day!
Him: Oh wow....!! Long time! Howz lyf?
Me: Haha, Just chilling, being a good citizen...
Him: That’s nice...! Keeping it clean and classy, I see..!
Me: Always. We’re aallll respectable people here.
Him: Oy, why ru acting all decent on the wall? U literally sent me a wild pic last night!
Private Messgage box(The Real Chaos)
Me: Ssshhabbbaa! People are watching! I hav a reputation to maintain.
Him: "Reputationnn," my foot. U wer talkin about handcuffs last night!
Me: Blocked... Reported...... But also… tell me more hehe
Him: LOL. Now THAT’S the ZoZo spirit.
Moral of the story: Wall is for PR, Privates are for the real fun.So....basically, ZoZo has 3 kinds f creatures:
1. Wall Saints – They post "deeecency is key!" and "I’m here for jst frndsss" Basically, ZoZo’s HR department...
Example: @Siddhu
2. Private Pookies – They login, pick a user, and start typing..., "So… lace or nothing?"
Like, sirrr!!!that escalated so quickly!!
No intro - Just straight up R-rated poetry lol
Boooommm- welcome to ZoZo- After Dark!
Example: @Alessandro agree, @Sauparnika?
3. Chameleons - these guys balance their namaste energy on wall while unleashing their 50 Shades of Zozo in privates ..!!
They act a therapist on the wall but open their privates, they r conducting a whole diff kindf therapy - Thai Masaaaaaa..!! They've got their PhD in Flirtology.
These Zozolian Monks(Not the Himalayan monk user @VAMC . He is a lovely guy) meditate at a moment n massage the mouse, the next minute
So, wich one r U? The Public angel or the Private Pookie? Or are U the rare species that balances both lyk me hehe?
Let’s be real....everyone has a little bit of both. Ofcoooo...Some keep their privates as clean as their wall, But others?
Drop a comment or… whisper it to me. I won’t judge. (Much.)
And last, if u r reading this thinking, "Not me, I'm pure!"..., Sorry for being this naughty girlll - this post is dedicated to all those Shakespeare in the streets and Fifty shades in the sheets...!!
With Lust,
Pearl Beach...
The Bakchodi Barbarian.
I don’t do ‘PR-friendly walls’ or ‘scandalous DMs.’ I log in with one sacred purpose, Chaos. No flirting, no filtering, just pure, undiluted nonsense. While some are busy maintaining their ZoZo reputations and others are running a full-time undercover ‘flirt consultancy,’ I’m just here for the memes, the drama, and the sheer joy of watching civilizations crumble over typo wars.
I don’t whisper in DMs, I drop punchlines that make people rethink their existence. I don’t balance between halos and horns, I juggle them while riding a unicycle of sarcasm.
So, while y’all are decoding ‘lace or nothing’ messages or preaching ‘decency is key,’ I’ll be here, stirring the pot, laughing like a villain, and leaving behind a legacy of absolute, unmatched, premium-grade bakchodi.