Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.
Fast-forward to today…
I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.
Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.
Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.

Fast-forward to today…
I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.
Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.
Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.

