Ghosted So Hard He Died

[winee]

Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.

Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.

 

[Dietmountaindew]

Some people avoid accountability at all costs, but faking your own death is on a completely different level.
But ig you didn't tried to make drama at mall, you are strong to hold the Strom inside yourself, more power to you gurll

 

[Hazell]

I would've asked, So... how was the afterlife?

 

[dopamine]

I would've asked, So... how was the afterlife?

Perfect question uh..

 

[Avissssssss]

Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.

Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.

I Don't know how people convince themselves out of guilt .... Have to learn from them... Hope it's useful against them....

 

[KnightDark]

Five years ago, my boyfriend’s mother called to tell me her son had died instantly in a car accident. She even asked me not to attend the funeral because we weren’t married.

Fast-forward to today…

I found the same “dead” man at
the mall with his wife and baby.

Guess the resurrection
happened without a press release.

Some people don’t ghost you—they hold a funeral for the relationship. I’ve heard of people ghosting someone, but faking a death, ya fucking deserves an award for commitment.

WTF, bro That's hilarious.
But let's give him the benefit of the doubt that he might be under pressure from his family.

 

[Indrajith]