Recent content by De.whisky
-
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 13 (Dog version)
Awwww... grins, eyes locking with yours Mmm… well, when you do it, suddenly every day feels like it’s worth surviving for. leans in a little, voice low and teasing But careful… at this rate, I might start faking bad days just to get more of your attention. smirks and brushes a thumb along your... -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 13 (Dog version)
Your hugs? They’re the kind of therapy I never knew I needed. You’ve got a way of making every rough day fade into nothing with just a touch. If this is how you heal me, I think I might have to make rough days a habit. -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 13 (Dog version)
SOUL THERAPY He sank into the couch with a tired groan, the weight of the day still clinging to him like smoke. His shirt was rumpled, tie half-loosened, and his eyes… god, those eyes—clouded with something unspoken. “Rough day, baby?” he muttered, voice thick, worn. “Everything just feels…... -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 15 (dog version)
Me: hears the doorbell ring She: already mid-air, barking at a frequency only satellites can hear “THE TIME HAS COME. SOUND THE SNARLS. DEPLOY THE DRAMATICS!” Me: “It’s literally just Swiggy, chill—” She: “IS IT THOUGH? OR IS IT A DISGUISED CAT IN UNIFORM?!” Me: “He’s carrying a bag of... -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 15 (dog version)
Me: Wow. And here I was thinking I had trust issues. Also me: Lowkey impressed. Your inner werewolf has better home security instincts than my entire apartment building. Also also me: If the package does have treats, I expect 10% for emotional support. -
The Journey, Chapt 20
Okay but Ruby swords, ancient auras, dragon eggs, and thunder squirrels?? You’re feeding my fantasy-loving soul here! Elvina’s got sass, Neko’s got potential, and Vivi’s the tired dad trying to keep the magical chaos in check. I need Chapter 21 like, yesterday. Also... I must adopt a thunder...- De.whisky
- Post #8
- Forum: Literature
-
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 12 (Cat version)
10/10 for effort, Rikku. 0/10 for physics. But hey, who needs dignity when you're defending the household from airborne insults? Give that fierce fluffball a medal… and maybe a helmet! -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 11 (Dog version)
Me: kneels dramatically, holding a treat like a ring "I may have pet another... but my heart? My heart only wags for you." She: still sniffing with suspicion Me: takes her paw gently "Yes, I gave one scratch behind the ears. But I was thinking of your ears the whole time. No tail has ever... -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 10 (Dog version)
Aww don’t go all sniffles on me now… you did accept the whole bed deal a little too quickly! I offered a kingdom, and you exiled the king with style. But fine… I’ll camp at your door like a loyal knight, waiting for a royal invite back in. And maybe... steal a kiss as toll. -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 10 (Dog version)
Kicking me out, huh? But just know… no matter what room I’m in, I’ll find my way back to yours. And when I do, don’t act surprised if I don’t stop at just sharing the bed I might just take over your heart... and maybe a few kisses too -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 10 (Dog version)
Oh, but I did… And if that made your heart skip just wait till I lean in, real close, whisper that same offer with my lips brushing your skin. Because when I say come home to, I don’t just mean late-night takeout and hoodie theft… I mean slow burns, stolen breaths, and hands that memorize you... -
Unholy Heat - Chapter 1
Oh, Tara... You lit the room on fire without ever striking a match. But now? You’ve got the flame standing right in front of you, ready to burn slow. So let’s skip the games. Because the moment my hand finds yours, you’ll forget the crowd, the music, even your name... Only thing you’ll remember... -
Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 10 (Dog version)
Pet? Yeah… I’ve got a little furry storm at home who thinks I’m her whole world. But lately, I feel like there’s someone else sneaking into that space too Someone with sass, drama, and a spark I didn’t know I needed. If I’m being honest… I wouldn’t mind adopting you too Not as a pet...