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Thread: Relationship crash course (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。


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Itna easy to hai ladkiyon ko samjhna...
:Dream1: :Drunk::think:
The real challenge is remembering everything she casually mentioned three weeks ago.;)

A healthy relationship requires mastering three core pillars :-

(1) O
pen communication.
(2) Mutual respect and

(3) Constructive conflict resolution.

:Cwl: :)

Exactly. I don't need a girl , I need a terabyte of external RAM and a searchable database.

Understanding them is a piece of cake. It's the surprise final exam on a pop-up footnote from three weeks ago that fails all of us.

Bro, I’m out here trying to run forensic data recovery on a conversation that happened while the TV was on mute.


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A healthy relationship requires mastering three core pillars :-

(1) O
pen communication.
(2) Mutual respect and

(3) Constructive conflict resolution.

:Cwl: :)

Exactly. I don't need a girl , I need a terabyte of external RAM and a searchable database.

Understanding them is a piece of cake. It's the surprise final exam on a pop-up footnote from three weeks ago that fails all of us.

Bro, I’m out here trying to run forensic data recovery on a conversation that happened while the TV was on mute.


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Apart from the remembering part ( for which we need some supercomputer) just learn wht to do arround her, and it will be easy.:angel:

And one more thing Don't use Logic,
I have tried that, it will never end well:ill:


Just as she said ... Agar chaku se hath cut jaye to medicine nahi lagana h... Chaku ko pakad ke bolana h Teri piti piti kru ;)
 
Apart from the remembering part ( for which we need some supercomputer) just learn wht to do arround her, and it will be easy.:angel:

And one more thing Don't use Logic,
I have tried that, it will never end well:ill:


Just as she said ... Agar chaku se hath cut jaye to medicine nahi lagana h... Chaku ko pakad ke bolana h Teri piti piti kru ;)

Haha , Gotchu !

Rule number one :- Logic is officially out the window, and we are strictly operating on "Teri piti piti kru" energy from now on.

Sometimes dealing with her requires a completely different kind of superpower and scolding the knife is honestly a top-tier strategy.
:Cwl:

Wanna Add Some More Funny Reply in it :-

Chaku ko abhi thane leke chalte hain , usne bina permission ke kaise touch kiya tumhe!
The Lawyer Angle :-
"Yeh non-bailable offense hai , chaku ki bail nahi hone denge jab tak woh khud aake maafi nahi maangta."



 
Apart from the remembering part ( for which we need some supercomputer) just learn wht to do arround her, and it will be easy.:angel:

And one more thing Don't use Logic,
I have tried that, it will never end well:ill:


Just as she said ... Agar chaku se hath cut jaye to medicine nahi lagana h... Chaku ko pakad ke bolana h Teri piti piti kru ;)
Chapri samjha h kya sabko tumhare jese haha piti piti karu lol mujhe to medical hi direct le jae chaiye haha
 
Haha , Gotchu !

Rule number one :- Logic is officially out the window, and we are strictly operating on "Teri piti piti kru" energy from now on.

Sometimes dealing with her requires a completely different kind of superpower and scolding the knife is honestly a top-tier strategy.
:Cwl:

Wanna Add Some More Funny Reply in it :-

Chaku ko abhi thane leke chalte hain , usne bina permission ke kaise touch kiya tumhe!
The Lawyer Angle :-
"Yeh non-bailable offense hai , chaku ki bail nahi hone denge jab tak woh khud aake maafi nahi maangta."



Nice suggestions ;)
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Saza kya hogi ; lakdi me thok ke dhaar kaam kr denge uska ?:holiday:

Yahi sab soch ke mai itne din single reh gya tha sayed
:Dream1:

Bhala ho zozo ka yaha aake seekh raha hoon :hearteyes:
 
Haha , Gotchu !

Rule number one :- Logic is officially out the window, and we are strictly operating on "Teri piti piti kru" energy from now on.

Sometimes dealing with her requires a completely different kind of superpower and scolding the knife is honestly a top-tier strategy.
:Cwl:

Wanna Add Some More Funny Reply in it :-

Chaku ko abhi thane leke chalte hain , usne bina permission ke kaise touch kiya tumhe!
The Lawyer Angle :-
"Yeh non-bailable offense hai , chaku ki bail nahi hone denge jab tak woh khud aake maafi nahi maangta."




But But - "putting jokes aside" - ON A SERIOUS NOTE.

The Sweet & Simple :-

:heart1:

Just a random reminder that I love you , your chaotic energy, and your absolute top-tier way of handling injuries.

Please don't cut your hand, but if you do, I'm ready to do piti piti to the knife for you.


FACT :- MEKO DANT NHI KHANA...:p;)

{ LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL
...}. :makeup:

:Cwl:



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