Love And Heartbreak: A Classic Combo..
Love is giving your entire heart, your time, your sanity, and somehow even your snacks to someone who treats you like a free Wi-Fi hotspot — convenient, but never appreciated. You convince yourself that ignoring red flags is “being understanding,” that waiting for them to text is “playing it cool,” and that overthinking every little word is just “caring deeply.” Heartbreak is realizing you were crying over someone who would have lost their own shoes if you didn’t pick them up, someone who moved on like it was nothing while you sat there replaying conversations in cinematic 4K, overanalyzing every emoji, every pause, every “lol.” And the funniest part? You were the main character in your own life, and they were just the cameo thinking they were the plot twist. But here’s the savage truth: you didn’t lose love, you stopped paying for their emotional subscription. So sip your tea, throw subtle shade like confetti, laugh at your past self for falling for someone so underqualified, and remember — your glow-up is the ultimate revenge, and honey, it’s priceless.
(Rn first time so big..)
Love is giving your entire heart, your time, your sanity, and somehow even your snacks to someone who treats you like a free Wi-Fi hotspot — convenient, but never appreciated. You convince yourself that ignoring red flags is “being understanding,” that waiting for them to text is “playing it cool,” and that overthinking every little word is just “caring deeply.” Heartbreak is realizing you were crying over someone who would have lost their own shoes if you didn’t pick them up, someone who moved on like it was nothing while you sat there replaying conversations in cinematic 4K, overanalyzing every emoji, every pause, every “lol.” And the funniest part? You were the main character in your own life, and they were just the cameo thinking they were the plot twist. But here’s the savage truth: you didn’t lose love, you stopped paying for their emotional subscription. So sip your tea, throw subtle shade like confetti, laugh at your past self for falling for someone so underqualified, and remember — your glow-up is the ultimate revenge, and honey, it’s priceless.
(Rn first time so big..)
