A Chaotic Christmas Story
Santa was flying with his reindeer when Rudolph stopped to take selfies… again.

Santa said, “Rudolph, STOP!”
Rudolph said, “But my nose looks cute!”
Then Santa dropped his gift list.
A random cat saw it, stared at Santa… and pushed the paper off the balcony because, well… it’s a cat.


The paper flew back up and slapped Santa in the face.
Later, Santa landed on a roof with a barking dog. The sleigh slipped off and crashed into a snowman.
The snowman’s head popped off.
Rudolph took another selfie.
Santa sighed: “I quit. I’m using Amazon next year.”


