Dawa , Daaru

[Sweety]

ye to 1no ki piyakkad nikli

1st time try karna hai aaj tak soda bhi pike nahi dekha hai kabhi

 

[zhou]

Jock of the universe kiya be tune

Huhtele ko noi pata tu dimag khane ka Kam kar bas

 

[Sweety]

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Huhtele ko noi pata tu dimag khane ka Kam kar bas

Tere paas wo bhi nahi hai jo main khaungi

 

[zhou]

Tere paas wo bhi nahi hai jo main khaungi

Noi mela dimag khopdi me safe hai tu noi kha paye gi jin ka tha ghutne me unka kha ja k jaise tu

 

[Tom26]

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Smart

 

[Dom55]

1st time try karna hai aaj tak soda bhi pike nahi dekha hai kabhi

Fir 120 ki speed kyu bhagna hai ki muje without water. Mai peg bnake dunga . soda,pani dal ke. Aakhi dost hu ,

 

[DDevil_23]

Ek uncle ne ladke se pucha - ye pair me chot kaise aayi
Ladke ne kaha - kuch nahi uncle gadi se gir gaya
Uncle - to beta koi Dawa Daaru li ya nahi
Ladka - uncle Daru to pehle Li thi abhi dawa le raha hu abb samjhe

Han ji samjh gya Daru pe k drive kro gy to ayse hi hoga

 

[Sweety]

Han ji samjh gya Daru pe k drive kro gy to ayse hi hoga

Right

 

[Sweety]

Fir 120 ki speed kyu bhagna hai ki muje without water. Mai peg bnake dunga . soda,pani dal ke. Aakhi dost hu ,

Try karne me kya ja Raha hai agar ludhak gayi to tum ho na khayal rakhne k liye

 

[Dom55]

Try karne me kya ja Raha hai agar ludhak gayi to tum ho na khayal rakhne k liye

Obviously yes . You can trust me. I am thorough gentleman. Sirf teri beauty ko aankho se piyunga. Touch ni karunga. thats my promise. To next weekend ka pakka?

 

[Ishth]

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️Daruuuuu

 

[ChaoticSoul]

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Lol.....

 

[DDevil_23]

Right

Is s to mujhe heera pheeri ka ek dialogue yad aa gya Babu rao ganpat rao apty ka ye Daaru ni hai re baba duwai hai meri khopri m kitna tension malom tere ko duwai haiiska b wohi hisab daru ko duwai samjhty hain

 

[Sweety]

Obviously yes . You can trust me. I am thorough gentleman. Sirf teri beauty ko aankho se piyunga. Touch ni karunga. thats my promise. To next weekend ka pakka?

Pehle ye galat fyami nikal lo ki I'm beautiful

 

[Sweety]

️Daruuuuu

Kya darru Pini hai ya pilani hai

 

[Sweety]

Is s to mujhe heera pheeri ka ek dialogue yad aa gya Babu rao ganpat rao apty ka ye Daaru ni hai re baba duwai hai meri khopri m kitna tension malom tere ko duwai haiiska b wohi hisab daru ko duwai samjhty hain

To pehle tumhari wali dawa daruu pilo baad me hospital wale apni pila denge simple

 

[Dom55]

Pehle ye galat fyami nikal lo ki I'm beautiful

Dont dare to challenge my judgement. And , of course you are more then beautiful, Let me tell you , there are many types of beauty. I prefer beauty within then beauty outside.

 

[Sweety]

Dont dare to challenge my judgement. And , of course you are more then beautiful, Let me tell you , there are many types of beauty. I prefer beauty within then beauty outside.

Dekho baad me bada pachhataoge ha fir bolna nahi ki sweety tune pehle bataya kyu nahi karke

 

[Ishth]

Kya darru Pini hai ya pilani hai

Tumko Pini H toh Pila denge Or Agr Tum pIla Rhi ho toh pi lenge

 

[Dom55]

Dekho baad me bada pachhataoge ha fir bolna nahi ki sweety tune pehle bataya kyu nahi karke

Na karne ka bhana bandh kar, smartass. Jaldi se bta kab aur kha milna hai. Maine Black Lebel kharid li hai.