-- My girlfriend told me I needed to be more "in touch with my emotions."
-- So, the next time we fought, I sat her down, looked her right in the eyes, and told her I was deeply saddened by the fact that I’d have to find a new place to hide her favorite shoes after she "disappeared."
--The look on her face was priceless. It’s the same one she’s been wearing in the missing persons poster I put up this morning