They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the met up again.
The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours."
The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that."
Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple of times, I wiped my dick in the curtain, and she's still screaming”
The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours."
The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that."
Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple of times, I wiped my dick in the curtain, and she's still screaming”
