---After conducting an exhaustive study (in my own pvt
), I've discovered that Zozo is teeming with diverse types of boys( no not with thr dick but with thr nature lol). And, because you're so lucky (With a prefix 'un' present there)I'll reveal my top 3 categories of boys that I've so scientificly identified (after spending a lots of time in pvt)
The first category, which seems to be the most populous, is the "Manipulative type"----------->
Trust me they're as reliable as those clouds in the sky that thunder loudly but never seem to deliver any rain. They'll leave you questioning your every move, making you wonder whether to stay or go. Their silver tongue is impressive, and I often think they'd be perfect candidates for a fictional election category: 'Who Can FUCK with Your Mind Better?' Their chameleon-like ability to change their exterior persona over time is eerily reminiscent of a snake (poisonous) shedding its skin. And, beware, their toxic charm can be deceivingly beautiful, ultimately poisoning your mind... And give you a real tour of "HELL"!!
Category 2:- "Crybaby-with-a-dose-of-ego"------->>>
You know, the ones who make you wonder if they're secretly allergic to Patience . They are like those sick people in social media, whom you use to ignore and they msg you like---'Seems you're busy, I won't disturb you, be happy in your life dear..Goodbyee ( but thats not a goodbye for sure, eventually they'll come back and send you the same thing again and again ). And we're Like, 'hello, I'm not busy, I'm just ignoring you (just kidding... or am I?)'. But seriously Their lack of patience is almost impressive. It's like they're trying to win a gold medal in the 'Who Can Get Butthurt the Fastest' Olympics."
And now, let's move on to the third and most illustrious category:
the --'One Woman Man' – ----->
or as I like to call it, a mythical creature that exists only in the realm of fantasy. These men are the epitome of loyalty... to Every women they meet. Yes, you read that right!
Their loyalty knows no bounds, and they'll lavish it upon anyone who will accept it. They're the ultimate charmers, making each woman feel like 'she's the only one in their life.' But let's be real, they're about as exclusive as a public park.
So, to all the women out there who think they've found their 'One Woman Man,' congratulations! You've won the jackpot... of illusions... He's all yours... But only in pvt!!
( P.S-- Please spare me the 'Why boys only, girls are the same too' lecture. As a girl myself, I'd rather focus on the boys' realm - after all, who better to research the opposite sex than myself? If you're a boy, feel free to flip the script and apply the same categories to girls!
)
), I've discovered that Zozo is teeming with diverse types of boys( no not with thr dick but with thr nature lol). And, because you're so lucky (With a prefix 'un' present there)I'll reveal my top 3 categories of boys that I've so scientificly identified (after spending a lots of time in pvt)The first category, which seems to be the most populous, is the "Manipulative type"----------->
Trust me they're as reliable as those clouds in the sky that thunder loudly but never seem to deliver any rain. They'll leave you questioning your every move, making you wonder whether to stay or go. Their silver tongue is impressive, and I often think they'd be perfect candidates for a fictional election category: 'Who Can FUCK with Your Mind Better?' Their chameleon-like ability to change their exterior persona over time is eerily reminiscent of a snake (poisonous) shedding its skin. And, beware, their toxic charm can be deceivingly beautiful, ultimately poisoning your mind... And give you a real tour of "HELL"!!
Category 2:- "Crybaby-with-a-dose-of-ego"------->>>
You know, the ones who make you wonder if they're secretly allergic to Patience . They are like those sick people in social media, whom you use to ignore and they msg you like---'Seems you're busy, I won't disturb you, be happy in your life dear..Goodbyee ( but thats not a goodbye for sure, eventually they'll come back and send you the same thing again and again ). And we're Like, 'hello, I'm not busy, I'm just ignoring you (just kidding... or am I?)'. But seriously Their lack of patience is almost impressive. It's like they're trying to win a gold medal in the 'Who Can Get Butthurt the Fastest' Olympics."
And now, let's move on to the third and most illustrious category:
the --'One Woman Man' – ----->
or as I like to call it, a mythical creature that exists only in the realm of fantasy. These men are the epitome of loyalty... to Every women they meet. Yes, you read that right!
Their loyalty knows no bounds, and they'll lavish it upon anyone who will accept it. They're the ultimate charmers, making each woman feel like 'she's the only one in their life.' But let's be real, they're about as exclusive as a public park.
So, to all the women out there who think they've found their 'One Woman Man,' congratulations! You've won the jackpot... of illusions... He's all yours... But only in pvt!!
( P.S-- Please spare me the 'Why boys only, girls are the same too' lecture. As a girl myself, I'd rather focus on the boys' realm - after all, who better to research the opposite sex than myself? If you're a boy, feel free to flip the script and apply the same categories to girls!
)
