Stop Hating On Lazy People. We Didn't Even Do Anything.
Exactly. That’s the point. We. Did. Nothing. And somehow, we’re the problem?
Like, excuse me for minding my own horizontal business, hitting peak levels of stillness, bothering no one...and now I’m getting judged? Calm down. Maybe try lying down. It helps.
Do you even know how hard it is to do absolutely nothing in a world where everyone’s busy fake-grinding for LinkedIn likes? It takes serious guts to look at a full to-do list and say, “You know what? Not today. Or maybe not ever.” That’s strength. That’s courage. That’s elite-level relaxation.
“Oh, you’re so lazy.”
THANK YOU. That’s the brand. That’s the lifestyle. I'm not wasting time , I'm marinating. I’m charging. You wouldn't yell at your phone for sitting still while it recharges, right? So don’t come for me when I do the same.
And let’s be honest, no one asked us to take on responsibilities. They just showed up. Like a Zoom call at 9 AM that could’ve been a nap. We don’t want to lead the world. We just want to lead ourselves... back to the bed. Maybe the couch if we’re feeling ambitious.
So next time you want to judge a lazy person, just remember: we’re not lazy. We’re operating in power-save mode. We’re saving space for your overachieving energy. We do less so you can do more. You’re welcome.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to lie down and emotionally recover from writing this. That was a lot. Might need a 3-hour nap. Or a snack first. Then the nap.
Exactly. That’s the point. We. Did. Nothing. And somehow, we’re the problem?
Like, excuse me for minding my own horizontal business, hitting peak levels of stillness, bothering no one...and now I’m getting judged? Calm down. Maybe try lying down. It helps.
Do you even know how hard it is to do absolutely nothing in a world where everyone’s busy fake-grinding for LinkedIn likes? It takes serious guts to look at a full to-do list and say, “You know what? Not today. Or maybe not ever.” That’s strength. That’s courage. That’s elite-level relaxation.
“Oh, you’re so lazy.”
THANK YOU. That’s the brand. That’s the lifestyle. I'm not wasting time , I'm marinating. I’m charging. You wouldn't yell at your phone for sitting still while it recharges, right? So don’t come for me when I do the same.
And let’s be honest, no one asked us to take on responsibilities. They just showed up. Like a Zoom call at 9 AM that could’ve been a nap. We don’t want to lead the world. We just want to lead ourselves... back to the bed. Maybe the couch if we’re feeling ambitious.
So next time you want to judge a lazy person, just remember: we’re not lazy. We’re operating in power-save mode. We’re saving space for your overachieving energy. We do less so you can do more. You’re welcome.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to lie down and emotionally recover from writing this. That was a lot. Might need a 3-hour nap. Or a snack first. Then the nap.
Me too on a power saving mode...
