Alarm
*Hooman works hard at work, when he gets home he finds Rikku and Avril sat on the arm of the sofa waiting for him*
Avril: *Sniffs hooman's hand* "Eww he smells sweaty!"
Rikku: "Well duh! It's hot outside!"
Avril: "Oh, shut up!"
*Hooman sorts cats food out, and lays some treats on the floor.*
Rikku: "See, he loves us, but back off the treats are mine!"
*Hooman lays down on the sofa and drifts of to sleep*
Rikku: "I get first dibs, I'm sleeping on his chest!"
Avril: "Umm, why do you get first choice?"
Rikku: "Because I'm the oldest!"
*Rikku curls up on hoomans chest, while Avril curls up on his feet*
*be-be-be-beeeeeep, be-be-be-beeeeeep.*
Avril: *ears pricked upwards,* "Whats that noise?"
Rikku: "I don't know, I don't like it!"
Avril: It hurts my ears!"
Rikku: "Lets wake him up" *Proceeds to dig claws in hoomans chest, while Avril digs her claws in hoomans feet*
Me: "Hey, hey woah, watch the claws will you girls, that hurts." *Notices the cats staring at living room door.* "Oh, is there someone at the front door?"
*get's up and opens living room door 'be-be-be-beeeeeep, be-be-be-beeeeeep'* "Oh, the fire alarms going off! Stay here girls!"
*Goes off to investigate.*
Avril: "He's left us here, there's a fire!!!"
Rikku: "Calm down, I taught hooman well! He's gone to assess and then conquer the enemy!"
Avril: *looks at Rikku confused* "conquer the enemy? You know fire is ouchy ouchy, burny burny, hot hot right?"
Rikku: *looks at Avril with a blank face* "yep, he'll be back..."
*Hooman goes and speaks to neighbours, fire alarm is a false alarm, someone was smoking in the communal hallways*
Rikku: "I can't see our hooman" *she's looking through window*
Avril: "Where is he? Where is he?" *pacing up and down the sofa*
Rikku: "Oooooh pretty flashy lights!"
*Fire brigade come to turn of the fire alarms and reset them.*
Avril: "Finally, peace and quiet!"
*Hooman walks back in, slumps on the sofa*
Me: "Everything is ok, it was a false alarm" *Falls back asleep!*
Rikku: "Hoomans are lazy!"
Avril: "I agree!"
Me: "And girls, no more claws please."
Rikku and Avril look at each other with blank expressions.
*Hooman works hard at work, when he gets home he finds Rikku and Avril sat on the arm of the sofa waiting for him*
Avril: *Sniffs hooman's hand* "Eww he smells sweaty!"
Rikku: "Well duh! It's hot outside!"
Avril: "Oh, shut up!"
*Hooman sorts cats food out, and lays some treats on the floor.*
Rikku: "See, he loves us, but back off the treats are mine!"
*Hooman lays down on the sofa and drifts of to sleep*
Rikku: "I get first dibs, I'm sleeping on his chest!"
Avril: "Umm, why do you get first choice?"
Rikku: "Because I'm the oldest!"
*Rikku curls up on hoomans chest, while Avril curls up on his feet*
*be-be-be-beeeeeep, be-be-be-beeeeeep.*
Avril: *ears pricked upwards,* "Whats that noise?"
Rikku: "I don't know, I don't like it!"
Avril: It hurts my ears!"
Rikku: "Lets wake him up" *Proceeds to dig claws in hoomans chest, while Avril digs her claws in hoomans feet*
Me: "Hey, hey woah, watch the claws will you girls, that hurts." *Notices the cats staring at living room door.* "Oh, is there someone at the front door?"
*get's up and opens living room door 'be-be-be-beeeeeep, be-be-be-beeeeeep'* "Oh, the fire alarms going off! Stay here girls!"
*Goes off to investigate.*
Avril: "He's left us here, there's a fire!!!"
Rikku: "Calm down, I taught hooman well! He's gone to assess and then conquer the enemy!"
Avril: *looks at Rikku confused* "conquer the enemy? You know fire is ouchy ouchy, burny burny, hot hot right?"
Rikku: *looks at Avril with a blank face* "yep, he'll be back..."
*Hooman goes and speaks to neighbours, fire alarm is a false alarm, someone was smoking in the communal hallways*
Rikku: "I can't see our hooman" *she's looking through window*
Avril: "Where is he? Where is he?" *pacing up and down the sofa*
Rikku: "Oooooh pretty flashy lights!"
*Fire brigade come to turn of the fire alarms and reset them.*
Avril: "Finally, peace and quiet!"
*Hooman walks back in, slumps on the sofa*
Me: "Everything is ok, it was a false alarm" *Falls back asleep!*
Rikku: "Hoomans are lazy!"
Avril: "I agree!"
Me: "And girls, no more claws please."
Rikku and Avril look at each other with blank expressions.
