My baby's got some attitude

[Freaky]

I brought home a plant
And thought it'd be a good start
But it just stands there so distant
Doesn't even flinch at my fart

I water it daily
While sipping my coffee
Hoping it'll grow happy and whatnot
But it looks at me like - "is that all you got"

I played it some music
And read it my favourite quotes
But the leaves turned away
Like an unrequited love, someone dotes

I place it in some soft sunlight
Besides my bed, on my windowsill
But it looks tired and so done
As if begging to be knocked off and still.

I brought it a new pot
Even changed to organic soil
But he gave me a judgemental look
Like all my attempts are vile

I waited long for the blooms to show
Done with my shenanigans, it said
"Do you even know how to grow
A non-flowering plant, you brought home?"




~i don't even know why

 

[Nightwing]

I brought home a plant
And thought it'd be a good start
But it just stands there so distant
Doesn't even flinch at my fart

I water it daily
While sipping my coffee
Hoping it'll grow happy and whatnot
But it looks at me like - "is that all you got"

I played it some music
And read it my favourite quotes
But the leaves turned away
Like an unrequited love, someone dotes

I place it in some soft sunlight
Besides my bed, on my windowsill
But it looks tired and so done
As if begging to be knocked off and still.

I brought it a new pot
Even changed to organic soil
But he gave me a judgemental look
Like all my attempts are vile

I waited long for blooms to show
But it stood tall, saying,
"Do you even know how to grow?
A non-flowering plant, you brought home."




~i don't even know why

nice

 

[Anshhi]

I brought home a plant
And thought it'd be a good start
But it just stands there so distant
Doesn't even flinch at my fart

I water it daily
While sipping my coffee
Hoping it'll grow happy and whatnot
But it looks at me like - "is that all you got"

I played it some music
And read it my favourite quotes
But the leaves turned away
Like an unrequited love, someone dotes

I place it in some soft sunlight
Besides my bed, on my windowsill
But it looks tired and so done
As if begging to be knocked off and still.

I brought it a new pot
Even changed to organic soil
But he gave me a judgemental look
Like all my attempts are vile

I waited long for the blooms to show
Done with my shenanigans, it said
"Do you even know how to grow
A non-flowering plant, you brought home?"




~i don't even know why

The tone is lighthearted and playful, making it an entertaining read. It's clear that you're poking fun at yourself and the challenges of plant care, rather than taking yourself too seriously. Well done!
*A_AICS

 

[De.whisky]

I brought home a plant
And thought it'd be a good start
But it just stands there so distant
Doesn't even flinch at my fart

I water it daily
While sipping my coffee
Hoping it'll grow happy and whatnot
But it looks at me like - "is that all you got"

I played it some music
And read it my favourite quotes
But the leaves turned away
Like an unrequited love, someone dotes

I place it in some soft sunlight
Besides my bed, on my windowsill
But it looks tired and so done
As if begging to be knocked off and still.

I brought it a new pot
Even changed to organic soil
But he gave me a judgemental look
Like all my attempts are vile

I waited long for the blooms to show
Done with my shenanigans, it said
"Do you even know how to grow
A non-flowering plant, you brought home?"




~i don't even know why

Sounds like your plant’s got more attitude than I do after a bad day. Maybe it's just waiting for you to finally get it right—like that one friend who gives you the silent treatment until you actually figure things out. At least it’s giving you the full 'you're doing it wrong' experience, for free...

 

[Freaky]

The tone is lighthearted and playful, making it an entertaining read. It's clear that you're poking fun at yourself and the challenges of plant care, rather than taking yourself too seriously. Well done!
*A_AICS

Haha, exactly! Such friends mean well but it's honestly so annoying
Ugh
Anyway, thanks for reading

 

[Anshhi]

Haha, exactly! Such friends mean well but it's honestly so annoying
Ugh
Anyway, thanks for reading