Its been a long since I've yapped here . lets do it again aye ?
Some days, my life doesn’t just feel like a bad sitcom , it feels like a bootleg, low budget spin off where the writers gave up halfway through season one. And guess what?. I’m not just the main character, I’m also the laugh track, the background extra, AND the ridicule who accidentally walks into the wrong set. The alarm goes off?. That’s not a gentle reminder to rise and shine. That’s basically my phone slapping me in the face and saying, “Good luck, clown.” Honestly, at this point, snooze buttons should come with frequent flyer miles, because I hit them like I’m trying to win a prize.
Coffee?. Oh, coffee isn’t a drink. Coffee is life insurance for the people about me. Without it, I’m a walking lawsuit waiting to happen. And let’s be real, my bloodstream is like 70% caffeine, 30% regret. Doctors say drink water, but water doesn’t make me like people. Work meetings?. Man, they’ve evolved. Now we have meetings to plan meetings. We sit in a Zoom call where Bob shares his screen, clicks about for ten minutes, and says, “Hmm, that’s weird, it was working earlier.” Bro, so was my will to live, but here we are.
later ?
got bored of typing . shu shu go away
Some days, my life doesn’t just feel like a bad sitcom , it feels like a bootleg, low budget spin off where the writers gave up halfway through season one. And guess what?. I’m not just the main character, I’m also the laugh track, the background extra, AND the ridicule who accidentally walks into the wrong set. The alarm goes off?. That’s not a gentle reminder to rise and shine. That’s basically my phone slapping me in the face and saying, “Good luck, clown.” Honestly, at this point, snooze buttons should come with frequent flyer miles, because I hit them like I’m trying to win a prize.
Coffee?. Oh, coffee isn’t a drink. Coffee is life insurance for the people about me. Without it, I’m a walking lawsuit waiting to happen. And let’s be real, my bloodstream is like 70% caffeine, 30% regret. Doctors say drink water, but water doesn’t make me like people. Work meetings?. Man, they’ve evolved. Now we have meetings to plan meetings. We sit in a Zoom call where Bob shares his screen, clicks about for ten minutes, and says, “Hmm, that’s weird, it was working earlier.” Bro, so was my will to live, but here we are.
later ?
got bored of typing . shu shu go away