@Hades ( THE DEVILISH PRINCIPLE): Who looks scary enough to make even teachers shiver..Back benchers suddenly becomes topperzs and bratty students stop mid chaos the moment they sense his presence .. he dosent need to shouts cuz his silents is scarier than exams... (savage, stricts , but secretly enjoys giving punishments...)
@Aphrodite ( CO PRINCIPLE) : She looks like an angel but inside? The devils’ partner in crime.. she loves those who follow the rules but if u are to break them, congratulations u just bought a one way ticket to hell… Teachers rarely risk asking hades anything so they sneak to Aphrodite. Bcz she is the only safe shortcut to the devil himself
…But mess with her ? double punishment awaits.....
@URum (THE SENIOR TEACHER): The one who starts every lecture with BACK IN MY DAY …. The problem? His DAY was probably before wifi was invented… Always giving life lessons about discipline... Basically that one Sir, who makes u stay outside for being 2 min late..
@sssingh (THE HINDI TEACHER): The Hindi teacher everybody actually loves. He's so chill that you can nap in class, pass notes, or even run a mini-dhaba at the back… As long as you dont break his rules....The man's so calm, even earthquakes would apologize before shaking his desk lol ...
@InkyWhispers(THE ENGLISH TEACHER) :- Shines as a English teacher.. Elegant, classy, and so in love with rules that even Shakespeare would’ve sat straight in her class. She corrects grammar like she’s swinging a sword, and yet the whole school secretly loves her... Homework from her isn’t a burden—it’s poetry....

@Somaiya Karn (THE GOLDEN STUDENT):- She's the student everyone secretly adores... Calm, disciplined, always first-bencher with notes neater than the syllabus itself. She’s the golden child of Zozo School, the one teachers use as an example while the rest of the class groans. Cute, polite, and forever topping the charts...
@ABHIMANYU ( THE BACK BENCHER):- He's of coursethe ultimate backbencher... Mouth has no filter, brain has no brakes. The kid who asks teachers personal questions mid-lecture and still laughs when he get punished 6 times a day and thrown out. The funniest entertainer of the class... basically A walking, talking detention slip.
@EvRen ( Zoo's full time Drama king & part time gossip queen) :- For him every week it’s “delete my ID” like a daily soap, and somehow he knows everyone’s secrets before they do. Too busy flexing in the mirror (until even the mirror quit), but hey—once in a while he’s actually genuine… right before returning to his main role: Zozo’s walking TV serial.
Teachers don’t even scold him anymore, they just sigh and say, "again, really?" ~
@ASHURA( DOUBLE FACED) :- In front of teachers: sweet angel halo
Behind their back: the one spreading chaos, stealing chalk, and planning pranks ... Mastermind ( sasta version
)
@zhou:- The silent wallpaper of Zozo School. In group, he’s quieter than the library during exams—public Zhou = saint. But in private? Private Zhou = full-on Satan . The guy who doesn’t care about rules, teachers, or chaos—just living his own life. Basically, the mysterious student who looks like a monk in class but outside the gate, he’s got unfinished fights with half the city.
@Itachi ( ZOZO'S BROKEN HEARTED POET):- Who thinks every subject is just another chance to write "Ex ki yaadein." He loves bikes more than books, yet somehow ends up the class topper—leaving everyone else questioning, “Bro, is heartbreak a superpower?” Teachers adore his innocent smile, but classmates know the truth: behind that topper face is a guy stuck in his past exams like they’re love letters. While we’re all struggling for passing marks, this guy is busy turning trauma into GPA...
@Purplee Heart @Spàrklé✨ @Mallipo (TRIPLE CHARMS):- These three don’t just sit on one bench—they've practically booked it for a lifetime subscription. Sharing food, gossip, and each other's brain cells, they laugh like hyenas on Red Bull. Everyone knows when one enters the class, the other two aren't far behind… because trouble in Zozo always comes in a pack of three
@Nemo ( THE SWEETHEART OF CLASSROOM) :- The guy who probably wrote a whole book while the rest of us were still struggling with essays...
His words are so smooth that even teachers keep quiet to listen, and classmates secretly hope he'll write their love letters. Basically, the classroom sweetheart—everyone loves him, and if you dont, you clearly haven't read his lines yet...
@RIDHAAN & @Sherl0ck (THE RISING STARS):- The event singers. If the school had a mic, they'd steal it, sing all day, and return it only after the janitor switches off the lights
...but to be honest nobody minds cause they saying too well to complain.. 
@Mrbean( OLDEST STUDENT) :- He’s been repeating the same class since dinosaurs had WiFi lol... Calls himself the "idiotic joker," but deep down everyone knows he's the unofficial class mascot. Cute, chaotic, and probably the only one who can fail lunch break
@ModernSanyasi ( THE CHARMER):- The charming student every girl crushes on… until his love life crashes harder than his grades. He gives spiritual gyaan about detachment while secretly refreshing who viewed his story. Basically, the famous charmer of the school—girls fall for him like it's a subject—but in the end, he's the one who breaks their hearts and walks away with that sanyasi" smile.
@KeNZie @Thegodfather (LOVE BIRDS):-
Last bench? Occupied. Hand-holding? Mandatory. Sneaky glances? Unlimited. These two sit there acting like magnets—teachers separate them, but within 5 minutes they'e pulled back together again lol... When the teacher scolds, they pretend to be shy and innocent… but the whole class knows these two are running a full-time romance serial at the back of Zozo school. Even the benches blush more than they do
At this point, the school should just give them a marriage certificate instead of report cards...
@The guy with EAGLE DP ( HEAD OF TECH DEPARTMENT) :- And finally the biggest troublemaker of Zozo School...Head of the Tech Department (though everyone calls him the "Error Department"), the guy who can fix the projector in one minute and crash the whole server in the next...One day he's MasterBlaster, next day MasterTheWild, tomorrow maybe MasterTheBaklol **think** . He always updates the school site without any warning—students suddenly kicked out, teachers panicking, everyone clueless... And then appears , just drops a casual ‘fixed lol’ before vanishing like nothing happened...Basically he's not just the school bully—he's the IT error nobody dares to debug lol...
@Illusion (THE CONFUSING SOUL):- The all time confusing soul..Changes profile pics faster than Wi-Fi disconnects in class.. One second heartbroken, next second flirty queen—basically a human mood swing on turbo mode.. And if a teacher asks for a 100-word essay, she'll hand in a whole novel that makes teachers hold their head like "who asked for this 10,000-word drama?" She flirts like it' a subject, writes threads like they're exams, and keeps everyone confused—is it comedy, romance, or just another season of Illusion's daily soap? Spoiler: it's all three....
[Reminder: This post is pure entertainment... No hate, no grudges—just jokes flying around the classroom of Zozo
]

@Aphrodite ( CO PRINCIPLE) : She looks like an angel but inside? The devils’ partner in crime.. she loves those who follow the rules but if u are to break them, congratulations u just bought a one way ticket to hell… Teachers rarely risk asking hades anything so they sneak to Aphrodite. Bcz she is the only safe shortcut to the devil himself

@URum (THE SENIOR TEACHER): The one who starts every lecture with BACK IN MY DAY …. The problem? His DAY was probably before wifi was invented… Always giving life lessons about discipline... Basically that one Sir, who makes u stay outside for being 2 min late..

@sssingh (THE HINDI TEACHER): The Hindi teacher everybody actually loves. He's so chill that you can nap in class, pass notes, or even run a mini-dhaba at the back… As long as you dont break his rules....The man's so calm, even earthquakes would apologize before shaking his desk lol ...

@InkyWhispers(THE ENGLISH TEACHER) :- Shines as a English teacher.. Elegant, classy, and so in love with rules that even Shakespeare would’ve sat straight in her class. She corrects grammar like she’s swinging a sword, and yet the whole school secretly loves her... Homework from her isn’t a burden—it’s poetry....

@Somaiya Karn (THE GOLDEN STUDENT):- She's the student everyone secretly adores... Calm, disciplined, always first-bencher with notes neater than the syllabus itself. She’s the golden child of Zozo School, the one teachers use as an example while the rest of the class groans. Cute, polite, and forever topping the charts...

@ABHIMANYU ( THE BACK BENCHER):- He's of coursethe ultimate backbencher... Mouth has no filter, brain has no brakes. The kid who asks teachers personal questions mid-lecture and still laughs when he get punished 6 times a day and thrown out. The funniest entertainer of the class... basically A walking, talking detention slip.
@EvRen ( Zoo's full time Drama king & part time gossip queen) :- For him every week it’s “delete my ID” like a daily soap, and somehow he knows everyone’s secrets before they do. Too busy flexing in the mirror (until even the mirror quit), but hey—once in a while he’s actually genuine… right before returning to his main role: Zozo’s walking TV serial.
Teachers don’t even scold him anymore, they just sigh and say, "again, really?" ~

@ASHURA( DOUBLE FACED) :- In front of teachers: sweet angel halo
@zhou:- The silent wallpaper of Zozo School. In group, he’s quieter than the library during exams—public Zhou = saint. But in private? Private Zhou = full-on Satan . The guy who doesn’t care about rules, teachers, or chaos—just living his own life. Basically, the mysterious student who looks like a monk in class but outside the gate, he’s got unfinished fights with half the city.
@Itachi ( ZOZO'S BROKEN HEARTED POET):- Who thinks every subject is just another chance to write "Ex ki yaadein." He loves bikes more than books, yet somehow ends up the class topper—leaving everyone else questioning, “Bro, is heartbreak a superpower?” Teachers adore his innocent smile, but classmates know the truth: behind that topper face is a guy stuck in his past exams like they’re love letters. While we’re all struggling for passing marks, this guy is busy turning trauma into GPA...

@Purplee Heart @Spàrklé✨ @Mallipo (TRIPLE CHARMS):- These three don’t just sit on one bench—they've practically booked it for a lifetime subscription. Sharing food, gossip, and each other's brain cells, they laugh like hyenas on Red Bull. Everyone knows when one enters the class, the other two aren't far behind… because trouble in Zozo always comes in a pack of three
@Nemo ( THE SWEETHEART OF CLASSROOM) :- The guy who probably wrote a whole book while the rest of us were still struggling with essays...
@RIDHAAN & @Sherl0ck (THE RISING STARS):- The event singers. If the school had a mic, they'd steal it, sing all day, and return it only after the janitor switches off the lights

@Mrbean( OLDEST STUDENT) :- He’s been repeating the same class since dinosaurs had WiFi lol... Calls himself the "idiotic joker," but deep down everyone knows he's the unofficial class mascot. Cute, chaotic, and probably the only one who can fail lunch break
@ModernSanyasi ( THE CHARMER):- The charming student every girl crushes on… until his love life crashes harder than his grades. He gives spiritual gyaan about detachment while secretly refreshing who viewed his story. Basically, the famous charmer of the school—girls fall for him like it's a subject—but in the end, he's the one who breaks their hearts and walks away with that sanyasi" smile.
@KeNZie @Thegodfather (LOVE BIRDS):-
Last bench? Occupied. Hand-holding? Mandatory. Sneaky glances? Unlimited. These two sit there acting like magnets—teachers separate them, but within 5 minutes they'e pulled back together again lol... When the teacher scolds, they pretend to be shy and innocent… but the whole class knows these two are running a full-time romance serial at the back of Zozo school. Even the benches blush more than they do
@The guy with EAGLE DP ( HEAD OF TECH DEPARTMENT) :- And finally the biggest troublemaker of Zozo School...Head of the Tech Department (though everyone calls him the "Error Department"), the guy who can fix the projector in one minute and crash the whole server in the next...One day he's MasterBlaster, next day MasterTheWild, tomorrow maybe MasterTheBaklol **think** . He always updates the school site without any warning—students suddenly kicked out, teachers panicking, everyone clueless... And then appears , just drops a casual ‘fixed lol’ before vanishing like nothing happened...Basically he's not just the school bully—he's the IT error nobody dares to debug lol...

@Illusion (THE CONFUSING SOUL):- The all time confusing soul..Changes profile pics faster than Wi-Fi disconnects in class.. One second heartbroken, next second flirty queen—basically a human mood swing on turbo mode.. And if a teacher asks for a 100-word essay, she'll hand in a whole novel that makes teachers hold their head like "who asked for this 10,000-word drama?" She flirts like it' a subject, writes threads like they're exams, and keeps everyone confused—is it comedy, romance, or just another season of Illusion's daily soap? Spoiler: it's all three....

[Reminder: This post is pure entertainment... No hate, no grudges—just jokes flying around the classroom of Zozo
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